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  1. chelseaquotesx6 chelseaquotesx6
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Whenever they ask me if I want a cookie or a medal;
    I always want the cookie, but say I want the medal so i dont look like a fatty.
    (:

  2. steephhxoxo3 steephhxoxo3
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Ally: "I eat my desert first."
    Tyler: "Is that a political statement? A medical condintion, perhaps?"
    Ally: "I just don't see the point in waiting. I mean, what if I die while eating my entree?"
    Tyler: "Is that probable?"
    Ally: "It's possible. What if I choke? What if an asteroid came hurling down onto the restaurant?... I'll tell you what. If you swear on your eternal soul that I'll make it through my entree, then I'll wait. But before you answer, consider that if something does happen you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing not only did you lie to me, but you denied me of my one last indulgence. Are you prepared to soulder that kind of responsibility?"
    -Remember Me

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    "Not everything you read on the internet is true."
    Wait, so there are not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?

  4. mayday mayday happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Oh well, oh well.
    I still hope for the best.

  5. Emkala Emkala
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Hahaha. What are you talking about?
    This isn't school. It's hell with fluresent lighting.

  6. _CoolStoryBabe_ _CoolStoryBabe_
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Lazy Rule:
    If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
    Nmq
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  9. meganlynn0013 meganlynn0013
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    today
    you walked up to me
    handed me a flower
    kissed me,
    then walked away .
    i then open my eyes to see you
    but there i was
    in my room, just waking up
    at 2am
    and then it hit me
    i'm still not over you

  10. Korki Korki
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    I DO BELIEVE THAT GINGERS HAVE SOULS
    BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT DEMENTORS NEVER CHASE RON?

    MQ/NMF

  11. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    WHY AM I
    THE GIRL EVERYONE EVENTUALLY FORGETS

  12. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    You don't realize the words youSAY LEAVE BRUISES that don't fade away.

  13. chloeForever1688 chloeForever1688
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    HATED by manny,
    WANTED by plenty,
    DISLIKED by some,
    CONFRONTED by none.

  14. GirlOnFire GirlOnFire
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:07pm UTC

    no, shut up and eat your pears.
    - katniss everdeen
    katniss everdeen quote #8

  15. gabalina gabalina
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Let's set the world on fire,
    We could burn brighter
    than the sun.
    Tonight, we are young.
    -fun.♥

  16. ohaidereitsjustme ohaidereitsjustme
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    I must be in heaven
    cause I'm lookin' at an angel♥
    -Cody Simpson(:
    Format:blobbyblobster/blobbyformats
    nmf

  17. SDanielle13 SDanielle13
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you try and pull on your underwear, and your foot gets caught, and you almost fall over.

  18. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    I hate when people ask me to set them
    up with someone else. B*tch, do look like eHarmony?

  19. chloeForever1688 chloeForever1688
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Y O L O YOU.ONLY.LIVE.ONCE

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    when I stand there, looking into your eyes while you keep talking, all I can think is
    "just shut up and kiss me."

:)

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