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  1. soccer_star1076 soccer_star1076
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Little reasons to smile #91
    Amusement parks
    littlereasonstosmile.tumblr.com

  2. heyzadiva heyzadiva
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Dear Nike
    You know your slogan, 'Just do it'
    I did as it said and my mom wasn't too happy with the results
    Yours sincerely
    A pregnant teen

  3. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Girls aren't afraid to say "I love you."
    They are just afraid of the response♥

  4. amirasawi amirasawi
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    ------------
    "Do gay people have feelings?"
    "Yeah, they hate you."
    ------------
    Haven't seen this on here before.
    Foormat's format

  5. lovinthelife lovinthelife
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Uggh I refuse to admit it this time. Everytime I say I like a guy, something goes wrong. But on friday, we went bowling for gym, and i laughed. when my friend said i had such an obnoxious laugh, he looked at me, our eyes connected, and he said (in a serious kind of voice) no, it's funny. Made me smile, and giggle. But this time....I refuse to admit it. even if I do fall for him....

  6. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Read this. it's long but worth it. i love the story behind it.
    She's sitting at the table, the hours get later
    He was supposed to be here
    She's sure he would have called
    She waits a little longer, there's no one in the driveway
    No one's said they've seen him
    Why, is something wrong?
    She looks back to the window
    Suddenly the phone rings
    A voice says something's happened
    That she should come right now
    Her mind goes to December
    She thinks of when he asked her
    He bent down on his knees first
    And he said
    I want you forever,
    Forever and always.
    Through the good and the bad and the ugly
    We'll grow old together.
    Forever and always.
    She pulls up to the entrance
    She walks right to the front desk
    They lead her down a million halls,
    a maze that's never ending
    They talk about what happened
    but she can barely hear them
    She tries to keep a straight
    face as she walks into the room
    She sits by his bedside,
    holds his hand too tight
    They talk about the kids they're gonna have
    and the good life
    The house on the hillside, where they would stay.
    Stay there forever, Forever and always.
    Through the good and the bad and the ugly
    We'll grow old together, and always remember
    Whether rich or for poor or for better
    We'll still love each other, forever and always
    Then she gets an idea and calls in the nurses
    Brings up the chaplain and he says a couple verses
    She borrows some rings from the couple next door
    Everybody's laughing as the tears fall on the floor
    She looks into his eyes, and she says
    I want you forever, forever and always
    Through the good and the bad and the ugly
    We'll grow old together, and always remember
    Whether happy or sad or whatever
    We'll still love each other, forever and always.
    She finishes the vows
    but the beeps are getting too slow
    His voice is almost too low
    As he says,
    I'll love you forever,
    forever and always
    Please just remember even if I'm not there
    I'll always love you, forever and always.

  7. _dreamer505_ _dreamer505_
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    You can’t stop the feelings you have for someone. You can’t lie to yourself either. Your heart knows the truth all too well.
    -Drake

  8. Bails2498 Bails2498
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    we have all watched that one perverted movie when we were younger and have not understood it, then watched it again now and you're like, "OMG THIS IS SOOOO HILARIOUS"

  9. JB2011 JB2011
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Picnik (photo editing) is closing on April 19 '12
    Click <3 to save it. xx

  10. Brroookkkkeeerrr Brroookkkkeeerrr
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Life's a game,
    And guess what?
    Softball is serious ❤
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. xoxoFearlessxoxo xoxoFearlessxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    ADELE Facts #2
    Adele admits that she still has stage fright. She has thrown up before shows, once on someone. She Has also ran out a fire exit and suffers anxiety attacks.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    When Boys...#32
    Make time to see you.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Daisy.
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
    How do you have friends?
    not my quote, credit to HelloMyNameIsAwesome

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    That moment of disapointment
    when you don't get the color gum ball you wanted in the gum ball machine
    NFM/FMQ

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I'm not lazy.
    I'm on energy-saving mode.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. ilovetrae ilovetrae
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Dear,
    Dandelions, eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, 11:11, shooting stars, and birthday candles.
    Do Your Job

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    That three-eyed monkey on Nickelodeon
    That used to pop up and say "Hi, I'm Paul."

  19. PrincessMeg PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    brotip #1023:
    It's not who you are that holds you back.
    It's who you think you aren't.
    nmq

  20. paytonalysse_xo paytonalysse_xo
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
    me: ok

:)

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