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  1. ilovehim2246 ilovehim2246
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    i wanna kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide's a crime ;)

  2. elizabethdoug17 elizabethdoug17
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:49am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. befferz240 befferz240
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    R i P Ryan dunn </3My favorite Jackass member.
    -not my format-

  4. girlwithfangs55 girlwithfangs55
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    So last night was the 8th grade dinner dance...
    And everyone was dancing and having a good time.
    A slow song came on and i see my ex (who i dated for 6 months) sitting by himself.
    We never really had a good relationship...at all. I'm not kidding, we barely talked to each other.
    And BAM! I realize that i really like him. So i go over and ask him to dance. He says yes and we start dancing. Ya, it was a bit awkward, but i didn't care. We made small talk. He was at least trying.
    So I get a little daring and ask "How come you never talked to me while we were dating?" You know what he says?
    "Because your so pretty that you make me nervous."
    *My Cinderella moment<3*
    Fav if you ever had one. Comment it :)
    Long but really cute :)

  5. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    "I Wasn't THAT drunk!"
    DUDE. you were going around throwing bricks at cars and saying " LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!" ♥

  6. ChloeGontier ChloeGontier
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    &yesterday,i was crying in my room and my sister came in...
    she said:
    You know what I want to be when I'm older?
    me:"what?"
    she said:"a chef to cook you comfort food,
    a lawyer to but all the jerks that hurt you in jail;
    and a scientist to cure your
    Broken-heart ♥
    nmf:myquote

  7. XBabyBlueEyesX XBabyBlueEyesX
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Taking your phone out of your pocket a second before you get a text and feeling like jesus...

  8. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    You are like me if;
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    -you try to balance the light switch between ON and OFF. -you've poured water into the cap just to drink it. -you've peeled the skin of a grape to eat it.
    NOW FAVE IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS!

  9. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:13am UTC
    The Magic Conch Shell
    -spongebob-

  10. luckybubbles luckybubbles
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:42am UTC
    I hate thatlump in your throat before you're about to cry

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    yes, i'm a teenager...
    and yes, i do plan on watching
    the new winnie the pooh movie.
    press the '♥' if you're going to watch it too.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  12. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    You love him.
    Don't you?
    fave if you just thought about someone
    comment his name ♥

  13. Melisa Melisa
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    I bet you,
    the United States,
    can get more,
    Favorietes than any other
    COUNTRY
    Favorite If your from
    The United States ;]

  14. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    i want a boyfriend that
    would rather be cuddling with me [watching cartoons], then making out. ♥

  15. emii emii
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    If a girl texts you first,
    you did something VERY wrong, or she really likes you

  16. coolgirl999 coolgirl999
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk..
    "Dude, you we r e th r owing rocks at my cat screaming,
    PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU.!"

  17. twihard4eva1012 twihard4eva1012
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    That moment
    when it's so hard to favorite
    a quote you really like because
    it has already has 69 faves.
    *nmf

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:29pm UTC

    The best feeling is
    when you look at him
    and he is already staring

  19. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    &
    Does anyone else
    jump
    to get into their skinny jeanss.?

  20. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're just chilling in the park and then
    » Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano
    *nmfhj n

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