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MetalicBanana

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Member Since: 28 Jul 2011 05:25pm

Last Seen: 28 Aug 2012 07:03pm

user id: 200738

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  1. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    "You can not be a healthy person, let alone have healthy children, if you sigh and moan every time you encounter your own image, eat a cookie, or see an airbrushed model on a billboard. Even if it amounts to wholesale pretending, go pretend. Walk around pretending to be a woman who likes her body... Because every step toward self-love you take, and every inch of confidence you give someone's daughter, makes the world a better place... You are imperfect, permanently and inevitably flawed. And you are beautiful."
    ~Amy Bloom

  2. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    "The reason we struggle with insecurity
    is because we compare our
    behind-the-scenes with
    everyone else's highlight real."
    ~Steven Furtick

  3. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    LIVE WITHOUT
    PRETENDING,
    LOVE WITHOUT
    DEPENDING,
    LISTEN WITHOUT
    DEFENDING,
    SPEAK WITHOUT
    OFFENDING.
    -Drake

  4. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    WOULDN'T LIFE BE PERFECT IF
    SWEATPANTS WERE SEXY, MONDAYS
    WERE FUN, JUNK FOOD DIDNT MAKE YOU FAT,
    GIRLS DIDN'T CAUSE SO MUCH DRAMA, GUYS
    WEREN'T SO CONFUSING, AND GOODBYES ONLY
    MEANT UNTILL TOMORROW

  5. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    AS YOU GROW UP, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN
    MORE THAN ONCE AND IT'S HARDER EVERY TIME. YOU'LL
    BREAK HEARTS TOO, SO REMEMBER HOW IT FELT
    WHEN YOURS WAS BROKEN. YOU'LL FIGHT WITH YOUR
    BEST FRIEND. YOU'LL CRY BECAUSE TIME IS PASSING
    TOO FAST, AND YOU'LL EVENTUALLY LOSE SOMEONE YOU
    LOVE. SO TAKE TOO MANY PICTURES. LAUGH TOO MUCH
    AND LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HURT. BECAUSE EVERY
    60 SECONDS YOU SPEND UPSET, IS A MINUTE OF HAPPINESS
    YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK.

  6. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    calories
    (noun)
    Tiny creatures that live in your closet
    and sew your clothes a little bit tighter
    every night.

  7. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Dear Karma,
    I have a list of people you missed.

  8. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Dear Taylor Swift,
    Please stop reading people's diaries.
    Sincerely,
    Can I have my diary back?

  9. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dogbusy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! NOW READ WITHOUT THE WORD DOG. ♥ if you're an idiot. :)~NMQ~

  10. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    The phone rings at 3 a.m.
    "Hey. Are you asleep?"
    "...No. I'm skydiving."
    ♥ NMQ ♥

  11. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    I need someone to do my profile! I have absolutely NO idea how to do ANY of it. Sooo... If you know how to make profiles COOL, please let me know! Thanks!!

  12. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:36am UTC
    When you carry a bible, the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you are about to repost this, he will try and discourage you.
    I just DEFEATED him.
    Copy and paste if you're in God's army.
    ~NMQ♥

  13. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." ~J.K. Rowling

  14. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Oh, wait. You were trying to insult me?
    I thought you were giving me a compliment! :)

  15. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    FAVE if you'ver ever eaten ice cream with a fork because you're too lazy to get up and find a spoon. :)

  16. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    Girls have perfect balance because they walk in high heels.They care about little kids because deep inside of them, there is a mother's instinct.Their motor skills are perfect because they are used to dealing with tiny jewelry clasps.They are caring creatures becuase they know how it feels to have their heart broken. They can sense danger a mile away because of a little something called "a woman's instinct."So why is it that guys think they are so much better than us???

  17. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    Fake people are like pennies.They're both 2 faced & worthless.

  18. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    >What's the SCARIEST thing in the world?<
    >When the little girls on Toddlers and Tiars gow up!!<

  19. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:46am UTC
    I asked for STRENGTH...
    God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
    I asked for WISDOM...
    God gave me problems to solve.
    I asked for PROSPERITY...
    God have me a brain and energy to work.
    I asked for COURAGE...
    God gave me danger to overcome.
    I asked for LOVE...
    God gave me troubled people to help.
    ♥ I received nothing I wanted but instead, got everything I needed. ♥

  20. MetalicBanana MetalicBanana
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    ♥ When a heart breaks, it don't break even.♥
    :(

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