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  1. fruitsbasket fruitsbasket
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Jackie Tyler: I'm in my dressing gown.
    The Doctor: Yes, you are.
    Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
    The Doctor: Yes, there is.
    Jackie: Well, anything could happen.
    The Doctor: No.
    I love that show......

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    In elementary school when someone would come up to you
    & ask you, "Can I play?" and you would say, "I dunno it's not my game."

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Having one of those days where your hair looks like Hagrid's.
    -______-

  4. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

  5. you_only_live_once_x3 you_only_live_once_x3
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 11:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when YOU'RE the awkward
    ugly best friend.

  6. Callie23 Callie23
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I love to be sarcastic.
    Gosh your so awesome for finding this you ninja you!
    comment and I blow up your page:D

  7. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  8. pupluver107 pupluver107
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    That's what happends
    w h e n y o u l o o k t o o h a r d t o f i n d y o u r s e l f
    And end up loosing
    W h a t m a k e s y o u u n i q u e

  9. mywitisgreaterthanyours mywitisgreaterthanyours
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Tbh,
    It's my first day on Witty.
    I've decided...
    There are not enough Doctor Who
    Quotes
    As a result,
    Everything
    I
    ever
    write
    will be
    highlighted
    in
    TARDIS BLUE
    Guaranteed.

  10. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    I'm not rude,
    I say what everyone else is thinking.

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I love
    the rain

  12. JustaShyGirl JustaShyGirl
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    There's a fine line between a tan, & looking like you have rolled around in doritos.

  13. kelseycarter kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Girl, your face isn't a colouring book,
    chill with the makeup

  14. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    P E O P L E C H A N G E ||||||
    memories don't.

  15. Kyla_xo Kyla_xo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Dear Mcdonald's workers There's no age limit for happy kid meals. Sincerely don't give me that look ♥

  16. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    People at my School: Who's Led Zeppelin
    People at my School: Who's Kurt Cobain and Nirvana
    People at my School: Who's The Strokes
    People at my School: 'Sexy and I know It' is the best song ever
    Me: This is why I don't talk to anyone.

  17. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    I hate two faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

  18. luv_eDwArD_CULLEN_4eva luv_eDwArD_CULLEN_4eva
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    **Typing "lol" even though**
    your face has less emotion than a brick.**

  19. BrunetteLunaLovegood BrunetteLunaLovegood
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    SHE KNOWS EVERY WORD TO THE SADDEST SONGS

  20. BrunetteLunaLovegood BrunetteLunaLovegood
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Life is like Candyland.
    t h e r e a r e m a n y p a t h s t o t a k e ,
    and sometimes you run into Lord Licorice,
    but in the end will always be Candy Castle.♥
    -Jack Barakat

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