Meowcat's Quotes

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 5:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:27pm UTC

"I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart."
-Best save ever.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 383 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Obama....Romney,
today you will meet with the judges and only one
of you will continue in the hopes of becoming
America’s Next Top Model.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC

You're straight?
That's okay.
You're gay?
That's okay.
You're a lesbian?
That's okay.
You're bi?
That's okay.
You know what's just not okay?
Losing WiFi.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 172 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Mitt Romney inspired me
to vote for Obama.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 254 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Artist/Band Suggestions?
Please comment your favorite artist/band with a good song from them.
Thanks :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:38pm UTC

"No IPods in school!"
Yes, because Lil Wayne and Drake are going to rap me the answers.
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 192 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 7:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 26 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 700 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 52 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Take your age.
Add 4.
Subtract 4.
That's your age.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 386 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Am I the only one who doesn't celebrate Christmas here?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 3 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC

-Family Guy-
Peter:Chris, everything I say is a lie.
Peter:Except that.
Peter:And that.
Peter:And that.
Peter:And that.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Vote For Romney!
Vote For Obama!
Vote For Me!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Conversation that will never happen:
"So you say you come from a quiet, small town?"
" Yes, New York City."

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC

I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
If I get 50+ faves I will:
Bike 1,000 miles to Maine, run across the Canadian border, jump off the coast of Halifax, Nova Scotia, swim across the Atlantic Ocean to St. Levan, England, run 316 miles up to London, dougie on the London Bridge, and then on top of a double-decker bus, jog back to St. Levan, backstroke across the ocean back to Halifax, sprint across the border, and skip all the way home.
I'm serious.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 97 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I don't care what
anyone says,
I love myself.
I am happy with my weight, my face, and my shape. Don't call me "conceited" or "full of myself". I'm not. Everyone always says "Be happy with the way you are," or "You're beautiful." Well I think I'm beautiful and I'm happy with myself.
I think I'm beautiful just the way I am and so should everyone else.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Life's not a garden,
so stop being a hoe.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 5:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Meowcat
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 5:10pm UTC

How to Start
an Argument
on Witty:
1. State your opinion on a highly debated issue. Ex: politics, gay marriage, body issues, one direction, e.t.c.
2. Claim that everyone that does not agree with you is completely wrong.
3. Sit back and wait for the hate comments to roll in.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

Witty Profiles

Meowcat