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Melvinhappy witty anniversary!

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 I am actually a girl. I play minecraft and I LOVE to watch Chimneyswift, Captainsparklez and kuledud3 on youtube :D
  1. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    June 28, 2012 12:55pm UTC
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  2. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    June 26, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    OMG the fancraft minecraft server is AWESOME (that's if you actually get in), I got my narnian tag and Clash was just on the server!! It was epic :D

  3. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    June 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    OMG OMG OMG I *about an hour ago* I was on a server and I met the yogscast *famous youtubers, normally play minecraft* and yes, hard to believe but they had proof!!!! So it really was them, I was like stoaked!!

  4. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    June 6, 2012 9:05am UTC
    *Please don't take this the wrong way, it's a joke*
    Bald heads after cancer.
    Normal preppy girls: NOOOO my precious hair, I'll never be pretty again
    Me: WOOOOO I don't have to blow dry

  5. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    June 4, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Humans are the only
    creature in the world who
    cuts down trees to make paper
    then write on it to say
    save the trees
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  6. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    June 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    I have screwed up 42% of my teenage life...
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 1
    [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 5
    [] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 9
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 11
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 14
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as"I have screwed up % of my teenage life."

  7. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    May 17, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Antvenom,
    Won the Minecraft hunger games the 2nd time in a row.
    FEAR HIM xD

  8. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    May 12, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Jordan: We can always make the bridge out of wood...dang we would need bone marrow...
    Nick: I have a lot of marrow in my bone ^.^
    Jordan: Oh god

  9. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    May 3, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    TONIGHT...WE HAVE MELONS

  10. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    April 27, 2012 8:47am UTC
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  11. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    April 26, 2012 8:11am UTC
    It's not just a slime, it's Hipo

  12. Melvin Melvin happy witty anniversary!
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    April 23, 2012 11:07am UTC
    I am Dragonfang except this profile is just randomness and youtuber fun :D

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