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Melisaa

  1. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:16am UTC
    Throwing your phone in anger,
    Then checking if it's okay.

  2. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:13am UTC
    That moment when
    You really need to pee,
    but you're too lazy to get up.

  3. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:06am UTC
    That beautiful moment when
    You're in a restaurant and you see your food coming. :')

  4. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 5:19am UTC
    Depression is not a
    sign of weakness.
    It means you have been strong for far too long.

  5. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:28am UTC
    Usain Bolt should be a character in temple run

  6. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 12:13am UTC
    It's cute when...
    Guys try to Impress you,
    When you're watching them play sport!

  7. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:18am UTC
    Police: "Open up!"
    Me: "No! I like it better when you kick the door down!"

  8. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 12:34am UTC
    Not knowing which catagory to put your quote under.

  9. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:55am UTC
    Admit it, at some point in your life,
    you stuck a ball up your shirt,
    And pretended you were pregnant.

  10. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:18am UTC
    That moment when,
    You got a bruise, and have no idea how you got it,
    And you're just sitting there looking at it like dafaq? ♥

  11. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:14am UTC
    Everythings funnier when...
    You're not allowed to laugh.

  12. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:28am UTC
    The difference between me and her?
    I can make him smile with my clothes on.

  13. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 1:26am UTC
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    That awkward moment
    When someone says 'Hello'
    And you respond, and then you realise that
    they're on their phone.
    nm/
    ------------------------

  14. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 5:44am UTC
    RaeIsAwesome
    I hate when...
    I'm in public, and a guy looks at me and I can't tell if he's thinking, Oh she's cute, or, how did that walrus escape the zoo.

  15. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 5:11am UTC
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    Maybe guys don't respect girls,
    because some girls can't respect
    Themselves.
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  16. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:40am UTC
    Oxygen is wasted
    On people like you.

  17. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:38am UTC
    Old People
    Who can't stop staring at you.

  18. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:21am UTC
    You wear so much make-up, I feel like attacking you with a baby wipe.
    nmf

  19. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:23am UTC
    I heard you're a player.
    Nice to meet you.
    I'm the coach.

  20. Melisaa Melisaa
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    there's alway gonna be that one girl
    that's prettier than you.
    you'll just have to find that one guy that doesn't care

:)

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