Melisaa's Quotes

Melisaa
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:16am UTC

Throwing your phone in anger,
Then checking if it's okay.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:13am UTC

That moment when
You really need to pee,
but you're too lazy to get up.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:06am UTC

That beautiful moment when
You're in a restaurant and you see your food coming. :')

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Melisaa
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:19am UTC

Depression is not a
sign of weakness.
It means you have been strong for far too long.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:28am UTC

Usain Bolt should be a character in temple run

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Melisaa
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 12:13am UTC

It's cute when...
Guys try to Impress you,
When you're watching them play sport!

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Melisaa
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:18am UTC

Police: "Open up!"
Me: "No! I like it better when you kick the door down!"

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Melisaa
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 12:34am UTC

Not knowing which catagory to put your quote under.
♥

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Melisaa
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:55am UTC

Admit it, at some point in your life,
you stuck a ball up your shirt,
And pretended you were pregnant.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:18am UTC

That moment when,
You got a bruise, and have no idea how you got it,
And you're just sitting there looking at it like dafaq? ♥

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:14am UTC

Everythings funnier when...
You're not allowed to laugh.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 7:28am UTC

The difference between me and her?
I can make him smile with my clothes on.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 1:26am UTC

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That awkward moment
When someone says 'Hello'
And you respond, and then you realise that
they're on their phone.
nm/
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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:44am UTC

RaeIsAwesome
I hate when...
I'm in public, and a guy looks at me and I can't tell if he's thinking, Oh she's cute, or, how did that walrus escape the zoo.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:11am UTC

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Maybe guys don't respect girls,
because some girls can't respect
Themselves.
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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:40am UTC

Oxygen is wasted
On people like you.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:38am UTC

Old People
Who can't stop staring at you.

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:21am UTC

You wear so much make-up, I feel like attacking you with a baby wipe.
nmf

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Melisaa
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 3:23am UTC

I heard you're a player.
Nice to meet you.
I'm the coach.