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Steve
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January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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Steve
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 9:05am UTC

“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
— J.M. Barrie

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KawaiiPandaTUT
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 6:05am UTC

Me waking up :
Wow I cant wait
to go to
sleep
tonight
<3

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JohnnyLaBs213
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:58pm UTC

"Your eyes, they shine so bright, I wanna save that light,
I cant escape this now,
Unless you show me how.
When you feel my heat,
Look into my eyes,
Its where my demons hide"

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LukeeyBrooks
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 6:29am UTC

Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
*parents come home from supermarket*
Me: Yolo
iloveyaahx3
quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC

excuse me mom, but whoever smelt it dealt it.
so it is, in fact, you that is doing the weed around here.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:56pm UTC

the fox says you're a failure and your life is sad.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 11:21pm UTC

To do homework or to not do homework
That is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of bad grades
Or to take arms against your 'professors' and shoot them all dead.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.

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sapphireflames*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC

✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
but I couldn't find one.
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
cookiedoughformats

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun

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LollingUpHearts
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 9:40pm UTC

The problem is that we think too much and feel little

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Melisaa
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 7:35pm UTC

. . •
★★★
I'm like a lit cigarette,
Slowly disappearing...

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
and it barked the exact same way and we went
back and forth until my friend told me that it was
just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
myself for 5 minutes straight

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bye*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 3:20pm UTC

so in my english class we were put in groups and i had to spell my name
for a girl in my group (haleigh) and a guy in my group went,
"oh so you're that haleigh?" (or hailey/hayley/however you spell it)
like what do you mean that haleigh? do i have some sort of reputation or something that i don't know about?

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伤*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 1:22pm UTC

At this moment twelve years ago, millions of Americans went to bed quietly, with no thought that the next morning their world would change forever. That night hundreds packed flight bags they would not live to open. Thousands slept with loved ones for the last time. One never knows what a new day has in store. Let us live each day to the fullest, and never miss a chance to let those dearest to us, know of our love for them. So tonight, if you have someone in your life you love, tell them.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 3:02am UTC

We all have/had that one teacher who's like:
"Don't pack up yet.There's still 24
seconds of class left.." XD

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