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  1. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 1:29pm UTC
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    On a scale of 1- Osama BinLaden,
    How good was my hiding spot?
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  2. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This.
    The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Get Real
    .
    No One's Going To Form
    a single file line if the building is on fire.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    When a Smurf
    is choking,
    what color does it turn?
    NMF

  5. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Boys think of Girls just like books,
    if the cover doesnt catch their eyes,
    they wont bother to
    read whats
    inside.

  6. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    WTF?
    WHERES THE FUDGE?
    nmf

  7. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    Love is like,
    a glass door,
    sometimes you don't see it,
    and it smacks you
    right in the
    face.

  8. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia;
    The Fear of Long Words

  9. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    Dear Gangster,
    I don't believe we have met...
    Sincerely, a belt

  10. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    EVERYTHING
    GOOD IN LIFE IS EITHER
    ILLEGAL
    FATTENING
    OR
    BAD
    nmf

  11. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    DEAR YAHOO,
    I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY,
    "I DONT KNOW, LETS YAHOO IT."
    JUST SAYING.
    SINCERELY, GOOGLE

  12. Megzie234 Megzie234
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    Happiness
    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    is like a butterfly
    the more you chase it,
    the more it will elude you.
    but if you turn your attention to other things
    it will come and sit softly
    on your shoulder
    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    nmf

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