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Megan_nicole1993

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Member Since: 6 Sep 2011 02:28pm

Last Seen: 21 Nov 2016 07:35pm

user id: 216174

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  1. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Im a Semper Fi type a girl
    MARINE GIRLFRIEND
    I love you baby 80 more days.

  2. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I was over at my best guy friend's house the other day helping his mom with her Mac and we started talking i asked her
    Me. "so hows Collin and his girlfriend doing"
    she said "well i guess good, im surprised they are still together."
    Me. "you know ive always thought we would make a pretty cute couple."
    she said "you know you'd probably be the only girlfriend i would approve of right off the bat."
    I have been in love with him since i was 5.. and im 18. i think i need to get over my self.

  3. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    What if Blake and Miranda's kid married Jay-z and Beyonce's kid and had a kid.. that little thing would be the god of music.

  4. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    why is there a Most Beautiful contest on Facebook?, really? everyone is beautiful in there on way. you don't have to have 6 pack abs or a big butt or big boobs to be beautiful you are beauty is what God has blessed you with. be happy with who you are and don't degrade yourself to having other people judge your beauty.

  5. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    oh my god! The Luck of the Irish comes on tomorrow! ahhh the good Disney movies are coming back. yes i still watch disney channel at the age of 18 dont judge

  6. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    oh my god! The Luck of the Irish comes on tomorrow! ahhh the good Disney movies are coming back. yes i still watch disney channel at the age of 18 dont judge

  7. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Snooki's due date is December 21st, 2012; Well played Mayans,

  8. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    whenever i carry a Longaberger basket i feel like little red ridding hood.

  9. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Alice,
    Are you blind?
    Don't you see the family resemblance?
    That's my brother.
    Remember the Titans.<3

  10. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Me: Jason just do you know I might need to go home early cause I've felt like I gonna pass out all day
    Jason: what are you pregnant ?
    Me: yes, with the next baby Jesus.
    I have never heard him laugh so hard since I started working there.
    This is an everyday conversation between me and one of my bosses. i loveeee my job.

  11. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:12am UTC
    okay first i find out hilary duff is pregnant..
    and now i find out she is married..
    where have i been?

  12. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:06am UTC
    When a guy says
    '' your not as heavy as i thought you'd be ''
    is that a compliement...or insult?
    #confused.

  13. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    An older man came in to my work the other day. and asked for a cup of ice water to go. and we give it to him then he left and then the manager and i walk over to the door to look out side and saw that man was pushing all he had in a wal-mart cart and i told the manager that we should give him food and he agreed so i chased after him and we gave him $10 worth of food and it turns ut he had been homeless for 15 months. this brought tears to my eyes

  14. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:08am UTC
    STOP!!!!!
    I hate not knowing what category to put quotes in.

  15. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Vince Wilfork looks prego.. sorry someone had to say it.

  16. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    there is no way the world is gonna end in 2012 cause the Jonas Brothers went to the year 3000 and everybody bought their 7th album.

  17. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly.
    3 faves = I'm okay.
    7 faves = I'm cute.
    15 faves = I'm pretty.
    25 faves = I'm beautiful.
    30 faves = I'm breathtaking.
    Repost this if your not afraid (:

  18. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    STOP
    i love when you sing lil wayne you attempt to have that voice so you try to get it all scratchy.

  19. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 12:36am UTC
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  20. Megan_nicole1993 Megan_nicole1993
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    im still waiting for the coment on my profile for what guy name will go good with my name..
    who else?

:)

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