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  1. ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when Facebook has made more changes than Obama has.
    NMF/ credit to megan13

  2. Evil_Baby Evil_Baby
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    love
    Is everything
    It is okay if you don't find it,
    but just saying ;
    it is better .
    Format By megan13
    NMF

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:20am UTC
    so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know, i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept hitting on me the entire time and it was hilarious and also adorable.
    alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
    corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
    alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
    me: what
    alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
    me: yeah, but--
    corben: i'll get you three bowls.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: okay, goodnight you guys.
    corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
    alana: no she doesn--
    corben: shHHhHhHH.
    me: no.
    corben: not even a little cuddle?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: why are you out of bed?
    corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
    me: no, go back to bed
    corben: i'll read it to you if you want


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  6. MeganMessagedYou MeganMessagedYou
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    WhatAre You
    Scared of? Rejection? Forget your fears, and just jump. If you hit the bottom, There's no way to go but up.
    What Have You Got To Lose ?


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  8. Daanniieellee Daanniieellee
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    How to see quotes by the catagory:
    Say I wanted to look at the top love quotes in the past 24 hours,
    in the address bar I would write
    wittyprofiles.com/love/hot/24hrs
    And then for other catagories you just change out the love.
    To look at other time periods you just change the 24hrs at the end of the link to:
    Now: 1hrs
    Today: 24hrs
    This Week: 7days
    This Month: 30days
    This Year: 365days
    Ever: 1000days
    Enjoy reliving the old witty (:


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  10. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Mom: You are going to be home alone for a few hours.
    Me: Ok, sounds good.
    Me: *Waits till she leavs*
    Mom: *Leaves*
    Me: Well, I hope the neighbors like Thrift Shop.

  11. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    *Sound of someone breaking in* *reach for gun* *realise I'm British and don't own a gun* *reach for commemorative Jubilee teapot instead*

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    and you throw your head back laughing like a little kid

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Does anyone realize how amazing Deborah Samson was?
    She was born in 1760 and was the oldest of six children. When she was young, her father went out to sea and abandoned his family. To help her family, Deborah became an indentured servent from age 8 to age 17.
    In 1778, Deborah wanted to enlist in the army as a continental soldier. Since she was tall for a woman at that time (5'7"). She successfully joined in 1782, inlisting under the name of her deceased brother, Robert Samson.
    During her first battle (July 3, 1782) she was wounded, recieving two bullets in her leg and an enormous cut on her forehead. Despite her protests, her fellow soldiers refused to abandon her and took her to the hospital. Doctors treated the wound, but Deborah left the hospital before they could attend the wound in her leg, in fear of being discovered. She removed the bullets herself with a sewing needle.
    After a peace treaty was signed, everyone thought that America's war for independence was over. However, on June 24, George Washington ordered a fleet of soldiers to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to aid in putting down a rebellion of several American officers.
    During the summer of 1783, Samson came down with malignant fever and was cared for by a doctor, Barnabas Binney. He removed her clothes to treat her and discovered that she was a woman. He did not betray her, though. Instead took her to his house, where his wife and daughters housed and took care of her.
    After Samson recovered, she returned to the army, but not for long. In September 1783, peace was assured through the signing of the Treaty of Paris. November 3 was the date for the soldiers to be sent home. When Dr. Binney asked her to deliver a note to General John Paterson, she thought that her secret was out. However, General Henry Knox never uttered a word; instead, she received an honorable discharge from the service, a note with some words of advice, and a sum of money sufficient to cover her expenses home.
    On October 25, 1783, General Knox honorably discharged her from the Army at West Point, after a year and a half of service.

  14. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Justin Timberlake walks into a library and asks for a book on Sexy.
    The librarian hands him the book and says, "Here you go, I know you will bring it back."

  15. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    hello 911?
    there is someone in my house
    yes i know where they are
    it's me
    i'm the person in my house
    i'm so lonely
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    why do girls still get body hair?
    Hasn’t evolution realized
    ain’t nobody got time for dat.

  17. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    I want a boyfriend like Ed Sheeran.
    & by like Ed Sheeran, I mean Ed Sheeran.

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    imagine if you went to a restaurant
    and when they said "can i take your order"
    you just said "no" and walked out

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    when you’re dancing with your hunny
    and your nose gets kinda runny
    and you think it’s kinda funny
    well it snot
    - my dad's original
    composition
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    scientist: the average teen goes on the
    internet 16 hours per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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