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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
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    February 24, 2013 10:32am EST
    if i introduce a movie to you and
    we watch it together
    i'll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding
    correctly to the film.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    February 24, 2013 3:41am EST
    WHY AREN'T TEA PARTIES CALLED PAR-TEAS
    WHY AREN'T OVEN MITTS CALLED GLOVENS
    THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

  3. happiest* happiest*
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    February 23, 2013 8:38am EST
    *Girl walks past with lot's of perfume on*
    Me: *Long Sniff*
    Me: Smells like desperation.
    Jenna Marbles<3

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
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    February 14, 2013 8:38pm EST
    Clapping is weird
    like wow I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight

  5. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:29pm EST
    why periods?
    why can't mother nature just text you
    and be like "waddap gurl.
    you aint pregnant.
    have a great week.
    talk to ya next month x"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. Shanaynor Shanaynor
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    February 14, 2013 3:37pm EST
    Some random person at my school gave all the shy, unpopular girls flowers today with a message saying "Every girl deserves a flower on Valentine's day."
    My faith in humanity is now restored.

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 7:06pm EST
    WHY ARE THEY CALLED TEA PARTIES
    WE COULD LITERALLY JUST CALL THEM PARTEAS OMG
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. kristabff kristabff
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    February 17, 2013 6:26pm EST
    Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.
    Me: *cough*
    Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
    Me: *COUGH COUGH*
    Teacher: some-
    Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
    People: *giggle* *smirk*
    Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
    Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

  9. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:22pm EST
    Putting on skinny jeans
    step one: right leg
    step two: left leg
    step three: wiggle
    step four: jump
    step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:11pm EST
    Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

  11. yourcool yourcool
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    February 12, 2013 3:34pm EST
    taylor swift is like a velociraptor,
    if she senses movement, she dates it.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:46pm EST
    puberty either makes you a
    hot god or a potatoe.

  13. kamilagirl225 kamilagirl225
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:18pm EST
    Around Parents: Normal Mode, on.
    Around Friends: Silly Mode, on.
    Aound Babies: Barney Mode, on .
    Around Crush: Retarted Mode, on.

  14. jaxphillips jaxphillips
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    January 7, 2013 11:51am EST
    Nothing makes a girlfriend more insecure than a boyfriend
    who treats her like everyone else.

  15. kaylhaaxo kaylhaaxo
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    January 7, 2013 12:38pm EST
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  16. terryschocolate terryschocolate
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    January 7, 2013 5:01pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  19. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
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    January 7, 2013 9:02pm EST
    When all else fails;
    take a nap..♥

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
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    January 7, 2013 10:26pm EST
    Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
    Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
    Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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