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August 11, 2012 11:40am UTC

This is on Paul's Tumblr...
It's Paul Davis Griffin! An actor! A student! An all around stud!
He has everything in the world! Talent! An incredible family! A super model girlfriend! Fantastic friends! So why is he on tumblr?? He has no idea! In fact, it may just be an attempt to get his work out there!
Paul Davis Griffin is currently a hardworking theatre major at McDaniel College in Westminster Maryland. He has recently finished the United States off broadway premier of the incredible musical Spring Awakening, playing Georg, a nerdy teenaged boy who plays the piano and thinks a lot about boobs!
He also is a part time artist, winning statewide awards for his Oil Paintings and Charcoal Portraits of some of his favorite movies, using inspiration from some of his favorite artists in the Comic Book industry.
Taking things into his own hands, Paul spends a lot of time on Youtube, creating skits, simply because he enjoys doing it!
Why has Paul Davis Griffin been speaking in the third person throughout this entire intro! Who knows! Perhaps only Paul Davis Griffin knows....and perhaps he doesn't.
He doesn't.
So....theres that.
Enjoy!
^ made my life. this is why i love this guy!

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 10:38am UTC

We need to do something about PlasticBieber
Here on Witty we argue about uselles things, but whatever, we NEED to put that behind us... Witty is a family and brothers and sisters somethimes fight too, but in the end... Okay I know this had nothing to do with the tittle so I'm just gonna get on it... PlasticBieber. I am sure we all heard about her. About her insults. Making fun of people. Today while I was going through her tweets I cried. I'm not ashamed to say it! I really did cry! And what makes me sick the most is how many people agree with her and tell her how she's amazing! Insulting and bullying is never amazing! She insulted black people, Muslims, Directioners, people with cancer, Selena Gomez, One Direction, people with disorders... and much more... I feel like we need to do something about it! I don't know what, but if we put our heads together maybe we can figure something out! Please, I need YOUR help! Together we maybe, possibly CAN stop it!

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 7:41am UTC

When My Parents #1
Find My: Witty
Parents: Let's see what she does on the computer all day...
Parents: Wow...That is such an inspirational quote! She's gonna be a writer when she grows up!
Parents: That's cute...
Parents: Oh, that's a little perverted, but I am sure it's just an accident...
Parents: OMG! Now that's just really perverted!
Parents: How the Hell does she know that word?!
Parents: Oh, good, a cute quote... About love?
Parents: Does my little girl have a crush, or worse, boyfriend?!
Parents: No, No, NO!
Parents: Um... That's weird...
Parents: *get off from computer and grab phone* "Hello? Is this the mental hospital?"

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:29am UTC

"OMG! That coast 50 dollars? What's wrong with you???"
Do you know where that is from? :)
Yeah, me neither...

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Drew Malino and Paul Davis Griffin ♥♥♥

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 6:25am UTC

Directioners probably heard, and Haters will probably say I need to die because I was posting about 1D, but I don't care!
Boo Bear (Louis Tomlinson for those who don't know) is beggining to suffer from a condition called Tinnitus (google it) and we need to show him support and love: on August 10th at 12 PM eastern time, go on twitter and write: "Stay Strong Lou. We love you" and we also need to get #StayStrongLou trending... Thank you and if you read this I love you!

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:43am UTC

How to get a top quote:
1.Go on the 'Add a Quote' button
2.Write "TOP"
3.Publish
AND BAM! THERE U GO UR VERY OWN TOP QUOTE! :)

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 8:56am UTC

Drew Malino♥

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:38pm UTC

I was at the pool with my friend. There was this very hot guy with his also hot friends. I came up to him, fearless, and said "Hi". He looked at me smiled and asked me do I want to go get ice-cream with him. I said yes. My friend was talking to one of his hot friends. Than when HE and I had ice-cream, he told me I was beautiful and kissed me on the cheek.
♥
REALITY:
I was at the pool with my friend. There was this very hot guy with his fat friends. Me and my friend stalked him all day and then we went home. The end.

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 10:57am UTC

witty needs to be more original! everybody is stealing quotes and formats! nmq/nmf lol, get it?

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:47am UTC

Steve is a dinosaur! Cool!

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:47pm UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1D♡
I will ♥ you forever!!!
-Directioner

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 2:56pm UTC

I don't know how to say this, but please read! A lot of you are saying that when an artist writes a song about how everybodys beautiful, it's because they want a hit and they don't really mean it. But I believed they ment it, I used to believe. But now? No. Because you had to said it. Now I am even more insecure than I used to be. What's wrong with feeling beautiful for once in my life without someone having to reck that! Why?

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Steps:
1.go to a house ware store
2.dress in a lion costume
3. hide in a closet (in the store)
4.when someone opens the closet door say "welcome to narnia!"

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 3:19pm UTC

The world is cruel,
The world is wicked,
It's I alone who you can trust in this whole city,
I am your only friend...
Fave if u know where it is from... :)

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:58am UTC

R.I.P.
To the last generation of the Romanov family....
Tsar Nicholas II
Thasina Alexandra Fyodorovna
and there kids:
Olga
Tatiana
Maria
Anastasia ♥
Alexei

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 5:05pm UTC

On Twitter:
Me: *waiting for 1D*
1D: ...
Me: I will log off for just 10 minutes...
1D: Ohhh, let's do twitcams and follow who everybody until she logs on again!
Me: *logs on*
1D: ...
mq

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:10am UTC

Me on my period:
Person: BlaBlaBla
Me: Shut up or I'll smack you!
Me off my period:
Person: BlaBlaBla
Me: Shut up or I'll smack you!

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:07am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'll advise you... Do not mess with me: I know Karate,Judo,Tai Kwon Do,Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Stranger: you are craze
You: words will be just words, till u bring them to lifeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: You escaped from a mental hospital?
You: nope, love, im from direciton nation
Stranger: You can't complain the
You: i lift u up
You: i never stop
Stranger: Your height is the serious influence your intelligence
You: u know ill take u to another world
love adding things from Omegle Hahaha

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 7:39am UTC

Do you know what gives me hope?
My grandma and grandpa...♥
They're together for almost 50 years! Ever since they fell for eachother he didn't look at another girl.
That's what I call true love.
Going with someone through ups and downs and still loving them.
Even though my grandma has problems with her health, my grandpa is still by her side.
THey will be together forever, because nothing can kill true love, not even death...

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