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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2015 11:39pm UTC
    I swear the entire world turns on me
    at the same exact time. I no longer have
    my best friend (tho, if someone backstabs
    you, it's no real loss), I feel like I'm being
    obnoxious as hell on witty, the person I
    met online and started being friends with
    doesn't talk to me anymore already, and
    even my f.ucking oldest sister refuses to
    acknowedge anything I say. plus coming
    home today, someone cut my other sister
    and I off and we ended up in a ditch, again.
    for real tho guys, like three people blocked
    me on facebook. I feel so.. hated.

  3. Arsonal* Arsonal*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 9:03am UTC
    we've had a thing for almost 3 months now
    I shouldn't be nervous around you
    but
    I still am

  4. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 8:52am UTC
    Today as I was walking in the hall to 1st period, I heard a boyfriend and girlfriend having a conversation:Girlfriend: *in the most motherly voice ever* "Did you wash your face this.morning?"

  5. molly_190 molly_190
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 9:28am UTC
    • smoke weed, get drunk •

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 8:48am UTC
    Sometimes when I say "I'm okay", I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say "I know you're not".

  7. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 8:56am UTC
    // THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I THINK I'M OKAY BUT THEN THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I DON'T BECAUSE THERE IS A LUMP IN MY THROAT AND AN ACHE IN MY CHEST AND I CANNOT F/CKING BREATHE //
    - L.M.

  8. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 4:10am UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen
    The best escape plan I've ever seen

  9. LovelyShelley LovelyShelley
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 4:35am UTC
    Who needs a social life,when you have boy bands?

  10. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 5:02am UTC
    I'm not interested in being liked.
    ~Alexander McQueen

  11. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 6:20am UTC
    Once you watch one episode of Dr. Phil,
    You can't stop.

  12. Lucyyy Lucyyy
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 9:14am UTC
    We all know that girl
    who likes to clog up your facebook timeline with cheesy insparational quotes and for some weird reason we all love her for it ♥
    We all know that girl #1

  13. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  14. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 11:36am UTC
    You can't fix your self by breaking someone else.

  15. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 11:40am UTC
    My passion just groes as time passes..

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 5:50pm UTC
    my health teacher:
    him: you could write 'I hate your Mr. L, go play in traffic"
    and I won't care. though, why write that when you could
    write "Mr. L is the most amazing teacher. ever."?
    him: my teacher at Penn State used to go around and
    ask students questions, just to reply with a sarcastic
    comment. they won't let me do that here, I'm supposed
    to point out something positive in every one of you every
    day... *sighs and walks away.*
    him: I'm not going to deduct participation points if you
    don't participate. I don't feel like you should be punished
    for being shy. you're forced to come in here everyday
    to learn, if you happen to learn by wrapping yourself
    in a coocoon, so be it.
    (HELL YES.)
    him: the only thing they told me to do was make some
    rules. *points* so, I made some rules. I got paid to hang
    some paper.
    (rule #1 is "do not annoy me.")
    him: 'will this teacher treat me fairly' ... probably not.
    I have had him before, but I always skipped his class.
    it's a shame if he was always that funny.

  17. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    © format by jannette
    Format by jannette // _Jannette | cocakoala
    I eat pizza.
    Because they say
    "you are what you eat"
    and I want to be the best thing ever

  18.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 11:41am UTC
    Kids born in 2000
    never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 2:41am UTC
    Oh please elaborate on how you're so much better than me because of your music taste.

:)

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