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MeLLy

1. MeLLy
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   January 18, 2007 4:50pm UTC
   abrandnewbeginning<3
   
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2. MeLLy
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   January 18, 2007 4:49pm UTC
   And live for the moment now <3
   -The Spill Canvas
   
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3. MeLLy
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   January 18, 2007 4:49pm UTC
   And forget everyone who's jaded, 'cause they don't matter
   And I don't care.
   -The Spill Canvas
   
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4. MeLLy
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   January 18, 2007 4:48pm UTC
   We can disappear...*
   
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5. MeLLy
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   January 18, 2007 4:48pm UTC
   But I'm on fire for you, clearly...
   -Coldplay
   
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6. MeLLy
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   January 18, 2007 4:46pm UTC
   It's not like I think about you constantly...so maybe I do.
   
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7. MeLLy
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   October 23, 2006 4:49pm UTC
   SMiLES && MAKEUP
   they cover so much these days
   
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8. MeLLy
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   October 23, 2006 4:46pm UTC
   && i sit here && wonder to myself "what's wrong with me?
   am i not smart enough, funny enough, pretty enough? tell me cause i'll change"
   && as i sit here && wonder to my self of what could be,
   i seceretly dream about [ y o u & & m e ]
   
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9. MeLLy
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   February 1, 2006 8:54am UTC
   You're a REGULAR DECORATED EMERGENCY
   The BRUISES and CONTUSIONS will remind me what you did when you wake
   You've earned your place atop the ICU's Hall of Fame
   The camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurny again.
   --P!ATD
   
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10. MeLLy
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    November 9, 2005 12:02pm UTC
    The worst feeling is when you thought u were going to have that fairytale ending..
    Then you found out he never really cared in the beginning </3
    
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11. MeLLy
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    November 9, 2005 11:48am UTC
    the good thing about being 5 again...
    not only are scraped knees easier
    to fix than a broken heart...
    but when you played tag and got to chase after him - >
    you were still *it* to him no matter what...*
    
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12. MeLLy
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    November 1, 2005 8:59am UTC
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13. MeLLy
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    November 1, 2005 8:58am UTC
    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.
    The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
    In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
    Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
    
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14. MeLLy
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    November 1, 2005 8:54am UTC
    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3 - I am a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
    "Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah..... Not if I am gonna have to explain it five times."
    <33
    
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15. MeLLy
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    November 1, 2005 8:53am UTC
    A wife and her husband were having a dinner party...
    ...for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.
    He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.
    All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place.
    They ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
    There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with his very angry wife standing in the doorway, wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails, and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
    <33ahaha
    
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16. MeLLy
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    November 1, 2005 8:48am UTC
    Listen to your heart
    When he's calling for you
    listen to your heart
    There's nothing else you can do
    I don't know where you're goin
    And i don't know why
    But listen you your heart
    Before you tell him good bye!!!
    
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17. MeLLy
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    September 29, 2005 7:30am UTC
    And nobody told me you were
    A sucker for a kiss
    <3
    
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18. MeLLy
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    September 29, 2005 7:29am UTC
    You wish you were that drum.
    Because he's definitely banging it right now.
    Ooh Snap.
    
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19. MeLLy
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    September 20, 2005 9:02am UTC
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20. MeLLy
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    July 27, 2005 2:26pm UTC
    A guy walks into a bar and orders a double shot of Vodka...
    ...the bartender says "wow, you must have had a rough day" The guy looks at the bartender and says "Yeah I just found out my older brother is gay" So the guy leaves...the next day...the same guy walks back into the bar and orders the same thing. Again the bartender says "wow must have another bad day" The guy says "Yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay" So the guy leaves...So next day..same thing...The guy walks in orders the same thing. The bartender looks at the guy and says "Gosh man doesn't anybody in your family like women?!?!?" The guy says " Yeah, my wife."
    hahaha <3
    
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