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  1. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 11:10am UTC
    I'll try to kiss you if you let me.
    THIS CAN'T BE THE END ♥

  2. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    IT'S FUNNY, ONE SIMPLE SENTENCE CAN CHANGE THE WAY YOU
    think about someone.

  3. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    i'm not saying
    you're a hoe but if you were a video game your difficulty level would be easy.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 not my quote

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    you need to realize that he doesn’t care and you
    could be missing out on someone who does.

  5. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    I might be ugly but at least--
    Nevermind, my personality sucks, too.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    people think i'm quiet,
    but really, i just hate them♥

  8. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:39am UTC
    All happiness is in the mind.

  9. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:38am UTC
    Hey guys, I have a confession as well.
    Since it's almost new years I thought I should come clean.
    I made this account,
    and I have been lying to everybody.
    You guys might hate me for this,
    but I'm not a walrus.
    I know it was stupid,
    but I knew I would get more followers this way.
    Because,
    I'm actually a narwhal.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:51am UTC
    My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
    Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth,
    but then I think mmm, better not.

  13. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    I don't usually like blonde guys
    but then there's niall horan. ♥

  14. blownaway blownaway
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    With a country boy,
    THERE'S THREE THINGS YOU DON'T MESS WITH:
    his hat, his truck, and his girlfriend.

  15. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
    Me now: an unappealing awkward person with a witty
    MAKING PROGRESS HERE.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Remember when...
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, and Hannah Montana mashup was the best thing to happen to you in your entire existence.

  17. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    » I haven't cried
    x||||||||| like this in so long,
    i'm just so stressed and done.
    HELP ME. «

  19. ReasonsToSmile ReasonsToSmile
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    You don't know how lovely you are.

  20. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    suddenly, she was content with herself.
    she was content with the life that was before her,
    with the past,
    and she was content with the world.
    she had decided to let go.
    and finally, she could love.

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