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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Conversation with my Grandad today<3
    Me: Aw, thats a pretty necklace.
    Grandad: It was your grandma's, She loved it, purple was always her favourite colour.
    Me: Where'd she get it? I've never seen anything like it!
    Grandad: I gave it to her on valentines day when she was 19, I realised from then on that I'd fallen for her.
    Me: I miss her so much<3
    Grandad: I miss her everyday, she was the only person I know who could walk into a room of people and make them laugh instantly. Its not everyday you get people like her.
    Miss my Grandma so much<33

  3. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Radio: So would the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...
    *turns round...*
    "Grandad sit the heck down"

  4. Rubie117 Rubie117
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    Time passes differently in school
    It's like Narnia but cr/ap.
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    cookiedoughformats

  5. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Everyone who faves or comments on this
    will get a nice comment on their profile.
    Comments are guaranteed.
    I will try my best to get all the faves.
    I'm just trying to make someone feel better about themselves.

  6. guy_with_a_gun guy_with_a_gun
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    just for the lols ;) don't mean to scare anyone sorry<3

  7. Mr_Moseby Mr_Moseby
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Welcome to The Tipton
    Please NO running in the Lobby !

  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Liam: "Zayn's chin is beautiful."
    Zayn: "Liam is a Bieber wannabe."
    Louis: "I've been told I have beautiful eyes."
    Niall: "I'm just hot."

  9. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my cousin & i at my mommy's funeral
    (my cousin is 6)
    My Cousin: sam, is aunty really not waking up?
    Me: no, but you can always talk to her, in your heart!
    My Cousin:-eyes tear up- i want to see her again...
    Me: -pulls out my wallet-
    Me : -hands cousin my photo i have of my mum and i-
    Me : just look & talk to this when you want to
    -i tried to let out a small smile-
    Me: ok?
    My Cousin :i pinky promise you i will. -we pinky swore here-
    cause i love your mommy and you, even though you will miss her with me, i know she is right there.
    -he lifted his finger and pointed at a tree-
    Me : Why are you pointing over there, bud?
    My Cousin : i see aunt kelly she is an angel waving at us!
    - he waved his hand-
    - he ran to that tree and stuck the picture in a knothole-
    I am visiting that tree everyday of life now,
    cause i knw that's where she is as a
    (: happy & beautiful angel :)

  10. CookieDoughFormats CookieDoughFormats
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    ❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
    Request for maz117
    If you need any changes please let me know!
    ❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
    cookiedoughformats

  11. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Giving gum to a friend:
    it's like drug dealing... YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING AND YOU DIDN'T GET THE GUM FROM ME OKAY?!

  12. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Running really fast through a dark room so nothing will kill you

    CookieDoughFormats

  13. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC
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    I want to be the kind of person who earns money without working; who's smart without studying; who can eat everything without getting fat; and who looks amazing without makeup, but LOL a girl can dream right??

  14. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    I know I should respect your opinion...
    but I find it so hard to when you're being a complete idiot.

  15. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Sarcasm .Because beating the sh*t out of people is illegal...
    nmf

  16. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    ♥♥♥ I'm the sort of girl...
    That will laugh watching someone else laugh.... ♥♥♥

  17. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:07pm UTC
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    The moment when you find free wifi in public!!

  18. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Nothing is really lost...
    until your mum can't find it...

  19. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    We're Best Friends
    Remember that when you fall, I'll always pick you up. Straight after I'm done laughing that is...


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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