MaydayParade97

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	About Me; Heey I'm Ally(: 15, I blow the candles out on January 20th (don't forget :D) Get to know me (:

MaydayParade97
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC

If I hated you,
getting over you
would be so much easier.

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 11:18am UTC

*Texting my crush at night*
Me: Are you tired?
Crush: No, not at all :D
Me: Can I ask you something then?
Crush: Sure, anything :)
Me:*asks very important question*
...20 minutes...
...40 minutes...
Me: Seriously -___-
I hate when this happens..

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 9:54pm UTC

When I first heard about
Miracle Whip,
I thought it was whipped cream.
But then I saw the commercial for it
and then I was like
"..why are they putting whipped
cream on their sandwiches.."
And then I came to the conclusion..
it's Mayonnaise.

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:52pm UTC

I think you know there's
still something between us.
You just don't want
to admit it.
But I really wish you would..♥

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC

I just wish I could tell you how I feel /:

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Canonlygoupfromhere.tumblr.com
Follow me, I follow back ♥ :D

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Say the word
Boy.
You just said 'bye' in an
Australian accent.
Now you just repeated it to see if
I was lying.
Mind = Blown

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC

If you don't mean it,
don't say it.

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 7:18pm UTC

If happy ever after did exist,
I would still be holding you like this ♥

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC

291
this is what I logged into witty today and found.
Thank you guys so much,
you literally made my whole week :') ♥

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 6:20pm UTC

The awkward moment;
me: how are you and your boyfriend?
person: we broke up.
me: ........................

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Honestly,
I will never understand the difference between
walking around in my underwear
&
walking around in my bikini.

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 8:08pm UTC

You're the habit that I can't quit
♥

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 10:19am UTC

Oh What a Shame,
WHAT A RAINY ENDING given to a perfect day.
Every smile you fake is so condescending,
counting all the scars you made.
And now that I’m sitting here thinking it through,
I've never been anywhere
Cold as you.

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio
couldn't have died in
Titanic
because he woke up
on a beach
in the beginning of
Inception.

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:57pm UTC

*Gets up and back cracks*
"I'm getting old."
anyone else do this?

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 9:06pm UTC

The best pictures
are the ones you don't know are being taken ♥

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MaydayParade97
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Just because it doesn't happen
right away,
doesn't mean it wont happen
at all ♥