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My name is Caroline. I am 13 years old and I am in 8th grade. I love Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez. I am on 4 basketball teams. My favorite sport is basketball, but I also play softball and I golf. My AAU basketball team is the best. I love them. It's like one big giant family. I want to thank Dan for putting up with me and coaching me since I was in 5th grade. I also want to thank Georgia and Betsy for being like my older sisters. You guys are the best. I couldn't have asked for better assistant coaches. I have learned so much from you. My three best friends are Allison, Kyra, and Natalie. Allison is amazing. She can make anyone laugh. Kyra, Natalie, and I are like the Three Stooges. We do everything together. I love to sing and act and do anything that has to do with the theatre. My mom told me not to get my hopes up because I probably won't ever become famous. She said that she will do anything to keep me from becoming an actress. But I like to dream BIG! Adventures excite me.

Fears: The Dark, dirt, paper, pencils, unorganized desks, unorganized pencil cases, messy projects, bad grades, sharks, my basement, there's too many to list.

Top 10 List of People That Are Not Related to Me

1.) Natalie
2.) Kyra
3.) Allison
4.) Betsy 
5.) Taylor Swift
6.) Selena Gomez
7.) Miranda Cosgrove
8.) Jess
9.) Nicki Minaj
10.) Morgan

My dog's name is Avah. I have two cats.....Romeo(A.K.A Troublemaker) and Lily(A.K.A. Mommy's Girl)

I can't believe you just read all of that....I probably bored you to death......Thank you for spending the last few minutes just to read about me.....Trust me, I will add a lot to that later.....so be prepared! 


Live out all your dreams



Even if you think they are to far to reach for!!!


I want to go on adventure this year!!!



 
AAU season is back... I love you all....I' m now an assistant coach....best wishes to all the teams in the Ducks family!!!
  1. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Impossible to Please
    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

  2. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:57pm UTC
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  3. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 11:15am UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    ~ Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    ~ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    ~ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    ~ Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    ~ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    ~ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    ~ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    ~ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    ~ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    ~ Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    ~ Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    ~ Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    ~ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    ~ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    ~ Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    ~ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    ~ If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
    --REQURIEMENTS--
    ~ Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

  4. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    30 DAY CHALLENGE
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- your closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song(s)
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend
    Day 1
    1-I play basketball
    2-I am 13
    3-I have a dog and a cat
    4-I have lost a lot of people in my life
    5-I wish i had a boyfriend
    6-at school i dont know who my real friends are
    7-I have two best friends
    8-my basketball team is my family
    9-I secretely am obsessed with playing the piano
    10-I wish Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez were my older sisters
    11-Im going to Florida and Chicago for basketball
    12-I don't think i'm pretty
    13-my favorite two numbers are13 and 22
    14-Im scared to go to highschool
    15-I think im overweight and not skinny enough

  5. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    How much are you hated in school?
    [] Gotten a referral
    []Gotten detention
    []Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    []Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [] skipped class at least 1 time
    [] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 5
    [] Went on MySpace, Friendster , xanga , Facebook, or Witty, on the computer at school
    [] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called people during school hours
    [] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    [] Gotten a call home
    [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 7
    [] Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 8
    now times this by 3…
    Result: 24% hated in school.
    :)
    Try The Test Your Self

  6. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    What's that? A hat?
    Crazy funky junky hat?
    Overslept, hair unsightly?
    trying to look like Keira Knightley.
    We've been there,
    we've done that
    we see right right through your
    FUNKY HAT
    nmf:nmq

  7. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [x] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] I own a car racing game
    [x] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [x] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [x] Sports are fun
    [] I talk with food in my mouth
    [] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [x] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [] I love to shop
    [] I wear eyeliner
    [x] I wear the color pink
    [x ] I go to my mom to talk
    [x] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [x] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [x] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [x] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [x] I like putting make-up on others
    [x] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [] I am shorter than 5′5″
    [] I have many scars
    [x] I tan easily
    [] I wish my hair was a different color
    [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [ ] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [x do both ears count as two?] I have more than two piercings
    [ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as much older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [x] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [x] I’ve been skiing
    [x] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [ ] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [ ] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [ ] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [ ] I've played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [ ] I’ve snuck out
    [] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [ ] I’ve ran a red light
    [ ] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [ ] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [x] I’m afraid of dying
    [x] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [] I've had a near death experience
    [ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [] I open up to others easily
    [ ] My parents are divorced
    [] I watch the news
    [] I don’t kill bugs
    [xxxxxxxxxxxxx] I sing in the shower
    [ ] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [ ] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fanatic
    [x] I twirl my hair
    [] I care about grammar
    [ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [ ] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school
    [ ] I like Martha Stewart
    [ ] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly
    [] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [] I love white chocolate
    [x] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [x] I’m good at remembering names
    [x] I’m good at remembering dates
    [x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  8. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
    Ya that's right, I'm a ninja, I'm maddddd fast.

  9. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing. For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field.
    Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
    When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
    Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
    Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice.
    Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again. "There are no fish under the ice!!"
    Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?" The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"

  10. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
    She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.
    Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead.
    She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.
    Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
    Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
    The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

  11. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Resent
    Don’t you see her eyes closing
    She cant take it anymore
    She wont tell you shes hurting
    She wont tell you its her heart from which you tore
    She goes to school everyday
    Those dreams of hers just wash away
    You don’t see what you did
    You just scarred this little kid
    She will never be the same
    And she will never win this game
    You are the enemy
    In every movie
    She is the innocent
    The one you for some reason resent
    This is part of a song that i just wrote fave if you like it and comment with your thoughts about it

  12. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:35am UTC
    First you act all nice and welcoming
    Next you turn your back to me
    Then you sit with the popular girls every other day
    Then you stop sitting with them
    Next I begin to notice all your lies and your many faces
    After that I do what's best for me.....I leave your table
    Now your putting me down for sitting with the popular girls?
    That's not how life is supposed to work.......so while you sit there and try to figure out what happened, I'll be living my life with true friends.....I'm done trying to be your friend....I've reached the breaking point.

  13. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Yes I may have switched tables I may have started talking to the popular girls, but I'm still the same person. I'm still Caroline. I'm still that Taylor Swift obsessed fan and that girl who owns every movie that Selena Gomez has ever been in.
    I've been getting a lot of crap from people lately especially this one girl. I don't hate her because i'm not like that but I know she hates me. I'm not gonna say any names, but she does have a witty.
    I don't expect anyone to fave this, all I wanted to do was make things clear.
    So girl if your reading this, good mabye it will encourage you to stop talking about me behind my back because quite honestly i'd rather sit at the popular table and be talked to than sit at your table and be ignored. I'm sick of you pushing me around.
    You are already out of my head.
    I'm not going to be held back any longer.

  14. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Dumb Laws #1
    Alabama
    It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

  15. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    who's the biggest fool of all?
    MUST BE THE GIRL
    who can't stop crying.
    OR MAYBE IT'S THE GIRL
    { wHO KePT on TRYIng♥

  16. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    "Peope haven't always been there for me, but music always has."
    -Taylor Swift

  17. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Try to find the Small "a" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAaAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... if you found it ,tomorrow you will be kissed !
    Now look For The "N" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMNMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMNMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM ... Now where is the Mistake : ABCDEFHIJKLNMOP QRSTUVWXYZ
    now make a wish after 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 & Now ... close your eyes and makes the wish ****
    Now copy it on your wall, click on "like" and your wish will come true ♥- ♥You have 10 minutes if not the opposite of your wishes come

  18. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

  19. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  20. MassDucksbball13 MassDucksbball13
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Hi, my brother has an ipod touch and i like to take it at night and pretend it wasn't me who stole it from him....jk

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