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blankwolf*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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Hannahxoxo
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC

It's 2012
and I am still shy, awkward, weird and single.

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Maz117
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Giving gum to a friend:
it's like drug dealing... YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING AND YOU DIDN'T GET THE GUM FROM ME OKAY?!

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emz17lover
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:10pm UTC

a_big_white_van started following you.
that_boy_you_like started following you.
Well, I guess my crush is in the big white van.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:32pm UTC

*Car door is locked*
Normal people: *patiently waits for mom to unlock door*
Me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks door*

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:52pm UTC

K.
k
Yeah, Get back to me when you learn the rest of the alphabet.
jjj
hgk

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Suggestions for girls after a break-up #1
Please try not to blame the entire male population for one douche-bag's mistake.

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lolmybffjill
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:17pm UTC

& then she realized there isn't
such a thing, as 'happily ever after'.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
- AnneFrank

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:49pm UTC

they should invent;
a treadmill with a laptop built in.
and unless you're walking, the internet wouldn't work.
like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something, you would have to run.
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded.
i need this

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lovelydarling
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
nmf/nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lovinlife13
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again -
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta; Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
Peeta : I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT!
NMF

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showmeyoucare
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I told witty I was going to kill myself..
Noone cared.
A girl post a quote about it, she got so many faves.
Why?
I don't know.
But heres what I do know.
I just got out of the hospital after ODing and almost dying.
almost 3 months spent in the hospital.
I'm Anorexic, Bulimic, and I'm a cutter.
I've been hiding it from the world.
I may have my ugg boots and northfaces.
You know stuf that makes me a "rich kid"
But I would give ALL that up to be happy.
All my dad cares about is his company.
And all you guys care about is FAVES.
I bet most of you didn't even read this bc I'm not "witty famous"
Witty is a HEARTLESS site. If I was Jayciecutie or "fuckerr" or jimmy365 of "yourr cool" id be getting hundreds of faves/comments telling me NOT to do what I did.
But I won't do that.
I'm not "famous" enough.
You guys don't care, its ridiculous.
3rd times a charm right?
Well 3rd time killing myself this year. hope I actually go through with it.
BYE.

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