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BravoSierra
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April 10, 2012 12:59pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Heat makes things expand.
So I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

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tracylivesunderyourbed
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 6:16am UTC

Dear youtube
Ii'mI'm here to listen to music or watch a videao
If I wanna watch commercials
I'll put on my tv

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julietechoecho
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 12:27pm UTC

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format by julietechoecho
NOTE: do NOT take this format without permission.That is all.♥ julietechoecho

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 5:43pm UTC

Does anyone else...
Have those weird, pointles memories that stick in their mind for no reason...?

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suprize123
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April 8, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Watching 1D on iCarly
Harry: Im cold. somebody hold me!
All The Boys: Back away!
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF LIFE! THIS IS SOOO UNREALISTIC!!! LOUIS WOULD OF GRABBED HARRY AND NEVER LET GO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My Sister: How are we related?

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rissa7373
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April 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Old shirt = new pajama.

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BRADisTHEman
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 4:41pm UTC

nicki minaj = pink hair
katy perry = blue hair
rhianna = red hair
lady gaga = green hair
THE POWERRANGERS R BACK!!

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Announcing to the whole room
that you need to pee.
just because you felt the need to share.

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RandomSmileyFace
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC

iCarly started about
5 years ago...
Anybody else
feeling OLD?
DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©

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Haley_DixonVixon13
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:58pm UTC

»»» "LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!"
Grandma please, this is an Easter egg hunt...»»»
nmf

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I wanna be with you.
I want to cuddle while we watch a movie or play xbox.
something stupid like that.
I want to kiss you a million times,
and then a million times more.
I want your hand in mine all night,
Plain and simple,
I want you.

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mybeautifulsong
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:17pm UTC

I wonder if you ever become,
afraid
To talk to me too..
[♥]
nmf.

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sophiaxiongg
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Boy: BiiTCH'
Girl: I been called worst
Boy: oh really what!?!
Girl: you girlfriend!
Boy: . . . . .

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gtills12
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April 1, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, guess what?!
Mom: What?
Me: I have friends!
Mom: Really?!
Me: No, April fools.

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taaylorr
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Don't worry girl,
you'll find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara♥.

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collapse*
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:26pm UTC

me: can you sign this Zayn?
Zayn: sure . .
me: thanks . .
Zayn: is that a . .
me: a marriage contract . .
Zayn: but
me: too late

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xoshannonxo12
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald !
Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

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beelynng
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:08pm UTC

am i the only one..
who finds Cato from The Hunger Games extremely attractive?

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC

what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks

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amanda1118
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:39am UTC

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I might be auditioning for Catching Fire in a week or so!!! Can I get some faves to support and for good luck?
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