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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    justin timberlake
    is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
    coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
    neither can live while the other survives.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC
    how to break up with someone
    you: your ex is attractive.
    partner: which one?
    you: me.
    you: BYEEEE

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
    1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
    2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
    3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
    4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
    5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
    6) You can't tell me how to live my life
    7) #YOLO
    8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
    9) There was a freak yachting accident
    10) Do you even read these?
    11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
    12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
    13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
    14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
    15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
    16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
    17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
    18) I was sticking it to the man
    19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
    20) My meth lab caught on fire
    21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
    22) I was sad
    23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
    24) 2 kool 4 skool
    25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
    26) I tried
    27) A haiku about my lateness:
    late late late late late
    late late late late late late late
    late late late late late
    28) I was fashionably late
    29) I was caught in a flash mob
    30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me

  5. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:39am UTC
    School pictures: photos were everyone looks like they are possessed and want to kill the person taking the photo

  6. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:03am UTC
    Imagine your life
    If you said everything that was on your mind

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    wow
    2 am what a
    perfect time to
    start watching
    that show
    everyones been
    talking about
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    "no"
    i whisper as i
    hear footsteps
    approaching
    my room
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    *During school*
    Me: can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: b**tch, would you like me to take a sh/t on you head?

  10. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    You are now chatting with a Person
    K
    lmnopqrstuvwxyz
    ahsbhcbdjcvbdv
    Are you really that dumb that you didn't notice i was finishing th alphabet for you?
    Bunnylover43 Format (www.wittyimagination.weebly.com)

  11. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Prank called somebody today...
    "OH MY *AGHHHH* THE BABY IS COMMING!"
    They replied...
    "OH SH*T! I'LL BE OVER IN 10 MINUTES ABBY! HOLD ON!"
    Then they hung up...
    Oopsies.(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    i feel like
    if you
    memorize
    an entire
    album
    you should
    earn a free
    concert
    ticket
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1807
    When opening a
    pad/tampon in the school
    bathroom seems about
    as loud as opening
    a sunchips bag.
    tumblr

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    "go fetch!"
    i say to my
    dog as I throw a
    stick. he
    stares at me
    blankly for a few
    seconds. i
    encourage him to
    fetch again. he
    looks me
    dead in the
    eye and says
    “stop trying to make
    fetch happen”
    then walks away
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    I <4 typos.

  18. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    Members of Maroon 5:
    - Adam Levine
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  19. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Prank idea:
    Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
    Harass the weatherman.
    Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

  20. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:59am UTC
    rapunzel never left her
    room for 18 years
    and she still got a handsome prince.
    lesson learned.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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