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MaryPenguin

Status: Please go away... I'm no longer here

Member Since: 9 Jan 2013 12:42pm

Last Seen: 20 Nov 2016 05:39am

Location: Away

user id: 345709

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  1. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    "Before we can solve this problem, we need to name the arcs. So, This one is Oscar, This one is William..."
    My Geometry teacher is awesome.

  2. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    :)
    Smile.
    It looks good on you.

  3. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    *me in the mornings*
    The sun's not up, why should I be

  4. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I am SUCH a geek...
    For Example:
    Me: (flirting) If you were a triangle..
    ..
    You'd be acute one.

  5. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    My Friends' Moms: You forgot to study? It's alright. One bad grade on a test won't bring down your grade.
    My Mom: You forgot to study? I'll "Forget" to feed you.

  6. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    The drop seems Endless.
    But the ground seems so close.
    Your tears are the first to fall..
    The lonely wind whooshes by.
    We should all know by now
    That It's not the fall that kills you.

  7. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Yes, I've seen all of your smiles
    I know that they're all fake
    I'm familiar with that gutless feeling
    when you're just about to break.
    When you're popular, but friendless
    just the opposite of alive
    when you don't bother for a truce
    When you just don't want to try.
    You don't have the heart to stop
    not enough strength to go straight
    When the future just seems dead
    And when failure seems like fate.

  8. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 1:23am UTC
    *TESTING*
    "I just can't do it anymore..." I scribbled in my journal. My bloody knuckles ached with each letter. I was locked in my bathroom, Away from the pain that awaits outside.
    He was drunk again.
    I could smell it in his breath while he screamed... Never good enough, ugly waste of space, get the h*ll out of my house..
    "I just can't."
    I had bruises on my forearms. Fresh, New, and dark blue.
    There was slamming down stairs. I knew it was a 43 year old man, and an overdose of tequilla.
    This was an average school night. He'd come home, furious, drunk, and uses me as his punching bag.
    "I wan't to leave. I can't stay. I love my Dad. But this is too much."
    I had my bag, packed, and stashed under my bed. I clutched my tear ridden book and sobbed. How could I possible sneak out? And risk being abused.. sworn at.. maybe even killed by my own father.
    But one thing I inherited from my recently passed mother: stealth. I gulped in some air and calmed my breathing, getting ready to bolt to my room. I pressed my ear up against the door; It was disturbingly quiet..
    There I stood. I stood, waiting. For 2 and a half hours. My toes were pink and numb from waiting, but there I listened. I heard distant snoring.
    Now's my chance.
    I sped to my room and tossed my bag over my shoulder, and some flip-flops on my bare feet. He was, in fact, dozing on the sofa, with yet another bottle of alcohol. I flew down the stairs, not bothering being quiet if I can make a quick get away. I'm half way down the street when I hear distant screaming behind me.
    And even though it's 12 degrees out side in January, I'm in summer clothes, and I have no destination in mind,
    I feel accomplished, and a smile speads across my chapped lips.
    *Guys, this is just a test. If you like it, please say so.*

  9. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    That walk of shame when sulking away from the scale.. :<

  10. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Whenever I make a quote, I'm like, "Wow, this is so great, I cannot believe I was smart enough to come up with it!!"
    And then I get 0-1 favs.
    I really need to lower my expectations.

  11. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    I've got nothing against school...
    I just hate pretty much everyone there.

  12. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    So, today, someone sneezed in Geometry.
    My teacher said, "God Bless you."
    "He already has." I remarked.
    I got a chorus of "awww"s after that. :)
    [True story]
    mq

  13. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Dear Pillow...
    Sorry for the punching... the tears...
    And most importantly,
    The drool.
    Sincerely,
    Me

  14. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    TheExpertDirectioner♥
    Cutorable♥
    ♥skaterrules23
    Sugarlollies78♥
    Avianna
    MaryPenguin

  15. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Those mornings where
    you randomly wake up
    sick
    ._.

  16. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 1:11am UTC
    Nutella + Peanut Butter
    =
    INSTANT Reese's Peanut butter cups :)
    (Try it!)

  17. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 12:21am UTC
    When I grow up I'm not going to let my kids watch big bands or symphonies on TV.
    Too much sax and violins.

  18. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Dad: I can't believe you. All you do all vacation Is sit on your computer all day. You are such a couch potato (Me: *thinking*Correction. I'm a couch penguin.) You're going to grow up and have no job, no income, and all you're gonna do is just sit on the computer. (Me: *thinking*I'll just marry a rich person..)And I won't help you, or send you money. You need to get out, make some friends. (Me: *thinking* No one cute lives in this city, Dad.) I know what I'm going to do. New Rule: time limit on the computers. What if your mom saw you on the computer all say? (Me:*thinking* She wouldn't care...)She wouldn't stand for it. You should be ashamed of yourself. When I was a kid, we had no computer. We played outside. We put rocks in socks and threw them up in the air, and I always got hit on the head (Me:*thinking* That explains a lot, doesn't it?)Because my brothers horsed around. But look at me today! I'm perfectly healthy, And a Dad with a job and a family. But I'm tired of you spending the entire day on the internet, Young Lady. This is going to change.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: Okay, Dad. What ever you say.

  19. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Bus Rides to school
    =
    A small amount of time
    to do your homework
    [Just me?]

  20. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    I'm not an
    Awkward
    Potato.
    I'm an
    Awkward
    Penguin!!
    <3

:)

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