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MaryPenguin

Status: Please go away... I'm no longer here

Member Since: 9 Jan 2013 12:42pm

Last Seen: 20 Nov 2016 05:39am

Location: Away

user id: 345709

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Go away and I'll meet you there
  1. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Goodbye,
    Witty-
    It was fun while it lasted

  2. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    You and I will be dancing in the kitchen,
    Singing poorly and laughing at old jokes.
    And things will look up.
    After all, that's where heaven is.
    { And heaven's your home, Angel. }

  3. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    Once you stop building trust
    You start building walls.

  4. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 1:44am UTC
    If there was a word stronger than "love"
    I'd use it to describe my feelings for you.

  5. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    That boy made me smile.
    Nothing else matterered to me but him.
    People warned me.
    "That boy is trouble."
    "He's a heart breaker."
    "Don't get involved."
    Common sense screamed
    But my heart was all I heard.
    My feelings led me where my head had no desire to go.
    Which was straight to him.
    "Why do you like him so much? After all he's done?"
    I simply shrug, and say softly,
    "That boy makes me smile."

  6. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    How are you feeling?
    Ridiculously happy.

  7. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Happy Birthday,
    Doctor Who

  8. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    So today in German class my German teacher said
    "Ok guys one of my students made this slide and I'll show you"
    and then on like the 3rd slide it said,
    "Ashlee will you go to the Winter Formal with me?"
    And then this guy came in with a big sign and a starbucks and Ashlee looked so happy
    And she said yes.

  9. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Reality seems like a nice place
    But I wouldn't want to live there.

  10. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:07am UTC
    I like sleeping.
    Because it's like being dead,
    without the commitment.

  11. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:00am UTC
    I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out line on my shirt...
    and when they say,
    "Oh you smell good, what is that?"
    I say,
    "Page 5."

  12. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    He'll be there when you cry yourself to sleep in his arms.
    He'll be there when you wake up.

  13. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Don't let a fool kiss you,
    and don't let a kiss fool you.

  14. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me,
    "Daddy check for monsters under my bed."
    I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him,
    under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering,
    "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."

  15. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Leave my door open just a crack
    'cause I feel like such an insomniac
    Why do I tire of counting sheep
    >>When I'm far too tired to fall asleep?

  16. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    There is a good chance
    you don't like me.
    But an even better
    chance I don't
    care.

  17. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Suicide -
    You aren't breaking the law ;
    Just someone's heart.

  18. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Why I cannot remember where I have put my phone but I still remember the lyrics of Mulan’s “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” after 15 years

  19. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    I was standing at a bus stop with a couple other people, near a person dressed up in bird costume.
    One of the people standing next to me asked the guy in the bird costume jokingly:
    "How much do you hate that job? Must be awful standing out in the sun all day."
    And the guy in the bird costume laughed and said,
    "I'll do anything to make sure my kids don't go to sleep hungry tonight."
    Dang. What a guy.

  20. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    If you live for people's acceptance,
    you will die from their rejection.

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