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MaryJaneeee

1. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
   Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
   Come on guys. Do this for Steve :/
   
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2. MaryJaneeee
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   December 28, 2011 9:26am UTC
   I'm 95% obsessed with my looks... :/
   I own: [x] hair straightener[ x] curling iron[x] mousse[x] hairspray[x] gel[ ] other sprays[x] bobby pins[x] hair clips[x] hair ties[x] round barrel brush[x] blow dryer[x] mirror[x] I have dyed my hair[x] I have/had highlightsTOTAL: 10Eyes:[x] black eyeliner[ x] other color eyeliner[x] eye shadow[x] mascara[x] fake eyelashes[x] eyelash curler[x] eye shimmer[ ] contacts[x] stunna shades[x] eye makeup removerTOTAL: 6Lips/Teeth:[x] clear lip gloss[x] red or pink lip gloss[x] lipstick[x] chap stick[x] lip plumper[ ] electric toothbrush[x] teeth whitener[x] more than 15 lip glosses[x] toothpasteTOTAL: 5Complexion/Overall Face:[x] blush[x] moisturizer[x] face wash[x] bronzer[x ] makeup remover[x] face wipes[x] powder[x ] cover upTOTAL: 6Nails:[x]nail polish/varnish[x] filer[x] nail clipper[x ] nail buffer[x] cuticle remover[ x] nail hardener[ x] nail brush[x ] fake nails[] nail scissorsTOTAL: 8OVERALL TOTAL: 95%Now multiply your number by 2Then repost as I am .....% obsessed with my looksHonestly, I have tons of makeup. But I never use them
   
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3. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 7:11pm UTC
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4. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
   and can't get them out of your head
   then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
   missing will surprise you♥
   
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5. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 3:22pm UTC
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   ♥
   
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6. MaryJaneeee
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   September 28, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   When you pull your tights down under
   your school skirt
   because
   theyre to small
   and they annoy you...
   Then when you accidentely stand up and your tights fall to your ankles.
   
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7. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 11:40am UTC
   Hey Sexy.You know you want to.
   
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8. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 11:38am UTC
   Type your name: Mary
   Type your name with your elbow: masrthy
   Type your name with your eyes closed: matu [LOL, not a touch typer.]
   Bash your head into the keyboard: dsefrtghy
   **Now repost this quote but delete my answers (:
   
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9. MaryJaneeee
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 9:07pm UTC
   Hi. I heard there was a pretty girl. Really pretty.
   Its. You <3
   
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10. MaryJaneeee
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    If You Wish To Be AnAstronaut,
    Then You Shall Be Anaccountant.
    If You Wish To Be An accountant...
    Good Luck In Your Future Job As AnAstronaut.
    And If You Wish To Be a Unicorn...
    Comment?
    Highlight For Quote <3
    
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