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Marthg

1. Marthg
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   July 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
   I love anime, and I don't care if you call me freaky. That clear I say it. ;)
   
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2. Marthg
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   July 11, 2013 6:15pm UTC
   If an unicorn has three horns ...Is it still an unicorn? ._.
   
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3. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 2:33pm UTC
   -Did you have your first kiss?
   -Sure
   -Your mom doesn't count
   -Ow :c
   
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4. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 2:24pm UTC
   - What do you do?
   -Basically, I breathe. Do not earn much, but enough for me to live.
   
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5. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   Has anyone ever thought there hidden cameras in your home, or just it's what I thought? D:
   
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6. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 2:02pm UTC
   You are not Google, but have everything I want :)
   
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7. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 1:51pm UTC
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8. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 9:24am UTC
   -¿Diste ya tu primer beso?
   -Claro
   -Tu mamá no cuenta
   -Ow :c
   
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9. Marthg
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   June 16, 2013 9:14am UTC
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10. Marthg
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    June 16, 2013 9:01am UTC
    -I am a ninja
    -No, you’re not
    -Did you see me do that?
    -Do what?
    -Exactly
    
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11. Marthg
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    June 16, 2013 8:56am UTC
    If you fall, I'll be there
    -Floor
    
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12. Marthg
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    June 16, 2013 8:45am UTC
    Peope say you can't live without love...
    ...I think oxygen is more important ._.
    
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13. Marthg
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    June 9, 2013 7:17am UTC
    Si pierdes tu lápiz, no hay apuntes
    Sin apuntes, no hay estudios
    Sin estudios, no te graduas
    Si no te graduas, no consigues trabajo
    Si no consigues trabajo, no trabajas
    Si no trabajas, hay dinero
    Sin dinero, no hay comida
    Sin comida, te pones muy flaco
    Si estas muy flaco, eres feo
    Si eres feo, no tendras novia
    Si no tienes novia, no te casas
    Si no te casas, no tienes hijos
    Si no tienes hijos, estas solo
    Si estas solo, caes en depresión
    Si caes en depresión, enfermas
    Si enfermas, mueres
    CONCLUSIÓN: NO PIERDAS TU LÁPIZ
    
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