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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lizzyisalime lizzyisalime
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 7:32am UTC
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  3. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    call your iPod TITANIC
    your computer will say SYNCING TITANIC
    click CANCEL
    you will feel like a LIFESAVER

  4. xxskinchild521xx xxskinchild521xx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Today a part of me literally died.
    My twin sister, Ruby, died.
    She was fighting brain cancer for almost two years.
    But today, her frail little heart just stopped.
    She was my only friend, and I was hers.
    I love you Ruby, you will always have the largest part in my heart.
    R.I.P.
    Ruby Surry
    February 13, 1995 - February 28, 2011
    Love your Gem Sister,
    Amber

  5. missflipflop9 missflipflop9
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    I like Big Butts♥
    ***
    Now fave if you just thought
    "And I cannot Lie"
    not my format. fade credit to jayciecutie01

  6. ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 5:39pm UTC
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    Best. Comeback. Ever.
    At least my mom doesn't get a littering ticket for dropping me off at school!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  7. cheerluvaa12 cheerluvaa12
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    i'm just doing a survey.
    who here on witty supports
    gay rights?
    (i do. i believe love knows no gender.)
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    fave if you support.

    if you don't, leave a quick comment saying why.

  8. helloxgoodbye helloxgoodbye
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    99% of guys are hot,
    the other 1% go to my school.

  9. Tamtam97 Tamtam97
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    +& you know you like
    being hugged by a taller guy, who smells good

  10. tinaamore97 tinaamore97
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    2010 in music taught me:
    •To love when people lie
    •To live a teenage dream
    •That love is a drug
    •To light it up like dynamite
    •That you'll only break my heart
    •To enjoy riding solo
    •To stop answering the phone
    •That I'm cooler than you
    •To dream of being a billionaire
    •To not be afraid
    •To be bulletproof
    •To be young forever
    & TO FORGET YOU!

  11. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    "Can I have a piece of gum?"
    "YEAH, JUST DON'T SAY YOU GOT IT FROM ME."

  12. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  13. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  14. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  15. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  16. xlmmarissaxl3 xlmmarissaxl3
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when the doctor feels you up
    ;)
    all mine;)
    no jocking♥

  17. Kerryfication Kerryfication
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    "Clean your room, family are coming over."
    OH, I'M SORRY
    I didn't realize the gathering would be in my room.

  18. PwinncessScarrxD PwinncessScarrxD
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 2:28pm UTC
    I've Been To Hell And Back.. Want Proof? Check My Wrists
    v_v

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 3:45pm UTC

    There are some songs
    that I'm ashamed of liking,
    but I listen to them
    in *secret*

  20. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 3:45pm UTC
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