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Marshmellow211

1. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 10:18pm UTC
   Today , I noticed something.
   I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
   
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2. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2011 6:15pm UTC
   Fave if you...
   Try to pronounce jumbled letters like :
   "Addhsuidf", "sifhiosf","Djjdf"
   
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3. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC
   There is always that one thing in
   Fruit cup,
   that you don't want to eat.
   
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4. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 3:33pm UTC
   I tried looking on the bright side.
   ☼
   Then, I realized there was no bright side.
   
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5. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2010 1:08pm UTC
   Me:Mom, you wanna watch this show ?
   Mom: Is this Gigantic ?
   Me: Yeah, I never saw it.
   Mom: Don't watch it all the people are so weird looking .
   Love my mom ♥
   
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6. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 12:15pm UTC
   I don't get why people laugh in movies when animals get hurt.
   It makes me want to cry.
   
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7. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 9:51am UTC
   Saturday Schedule
   1.Wake up.
   2.Make coffee.
   3.Grab laptop.
   4.Sign onto witty.
   
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8. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 9:46am UTC
   sick my duck.
   
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9. Marshmellow211
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2010 11:44pm UTC
   If I were 16 and pregnant, I wouldn't be on the show.
   I'd be dead.
   
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10. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 9:27pm UTC
    Not to shabby neighbor.
    
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11. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 1:11pm UTC
    And so...
    She tilt her head back
    Looking at the world,
    Then she screamed
    "I can't take it anymore !"
    
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12. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 8:58pm UTC
    Somtimes ,
    I wonder...
    When guys wear skinny jeans ,
    If it hurts when they get morning wood.
    
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13. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    & I looked at you,
    For what I thought was the last time.
    I swore to God I hated you,
    But underneath my skin,
    I still love you,
    Your still my b e s t f r i e n d.
    
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14. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    " HOLD YOUR HORSES ! "
    " I can't ! "
    " Why is that ? "
    " I don't have any pet horses. "
    I thought it was funny :P
    
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15. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    Those days when you
    wonder , Did everyone drop off the earth ?
    Because n o o n e
    is texting you.
    
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16. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    Yourred,
    & I am blue .
    I'd like to make purple. ;D
    
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17. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:52pm UTC
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18. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:32pm UTC
    ^I would be above the influence.^
    But ,
    I am afraid of heights.
    All Mine(: No jocking. Kthxx(:
    
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20. Marshmellow211
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 10:06pm UTC
    You wanna know why I love witty ?
    Because I can say almost anything ,
    Because basically everbody ,
    Doesn't even know ,
    Who the hell ,
    I even am .
    So , Hi I'm Hayley (:
    Nice to meet you.
    I can no longer have the freedom to say or do what I want on witty (:
    
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