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Marshmallowxx

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Member Since: 24 Aug 2011 05:40pm

Last Seen: 17 Sep 2011 02:51am

user id: 211252

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  1. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    HEY YOU!
    Yeah, look at my profile picture.
    IT ISN'T ME. Just in case people don't know that.
    This profile was a joke in the first place, my friend and has a wittyprofiles and we were bored one day so she made me one. And we picked a picture off the internet.
    Don't call ME a fake because I'm telling you, that is NOT ME.
    BUT if you do see anyone with this picture claiming that it's them, they're fakes.
    *cough* dylanwood.
    Anyway, that's all :)
    P.S. I am a guy. But I'm not putting a real picture up.

  2. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    I see all these "Tips for Guys" and stuff,
    so here's some things guys like about girls;
    *when they smile a lot
    *It's adorable when they blush
    *when they smell good
    *when they are confident enough to go without makeup
    *when they text us first
    *when they put lots of smiley faces
    *when they aren't afraid to ask US out
    *when they play with our hair
    *when they're comfortable venting to us
    *when they listen to us.
    *When they bite their lips
    *when they laugh.
    *when they can be themselves around us.

  3. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    She was everything I wanted
    I should've known
    it was too good to be true.
    Guys aren't the only heartbreakers.

  4. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Hey Girls, Guess What
    Us guys aren't the only heartbreakers.

  5. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    I just got dumped.
    she was one of my best friends before we dated,
    and I'm completely in love with her.
    I'm afraid it will ruin our friendship.

  6. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    HACKED BY KAT!
    Change your picture,
    you're so much more prettier than him.
    That was a lie.
    But you are pretty.
    That's why i love you, after all.
    JK, you also have money, which is the other reason.
    JK again.
    STOP READING THIS OUT LOUD.
    I liked that voice you did right there, trying to sound like me.
    It turned me on.
    Anyway, I let you get back to your lady friends.
    I'm telling Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Anyway, I love you, bestfriend. Byeee Chris! <3
    Love,
    Katrina.
    WHOA I just said my ugly full name. No I didn't... I wrote Kat and you added the Trina part.
    OK BYE<3

  7. Marshmallowxx Marshmallowxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    My name is Chris.
    I'm 14.
    My best friend is Kat.
    I'm a guy.
    I'm not gay.
    I have a girlfriend.
    But you should still talk to me! :)

:)

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