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Marrcus

  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 4:36pm UTC
    lightning strikes everytime she moves

  2. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2015 2:23pm UTC
    thank you, witty. I haven't logged on in over two weeks and it's become clear to me that today is my time to move on. I joined witty back in 2011 and have met some of the nicest people possible (I'll thank you later). But today, as a junior in high school, I've finally reached what I came on Witty to achieve: happiness. At this point in my life, witty only distracts me from school work and personal life and I simply have no more time to log on. I want to thank some of my true friends on here, whether they're active or not. I'd first like to thank Meagan (lovecrazy), who was one of my first friends on here. She left a bout two years ago, but she made such a lasting impression to not be afraid of who you truly are, and for that, I'm grateful. I'd like to thank Nicole (baublefaery). If you've never spoken to Nicole, you're missing out on an undoubtedly amazing human. She is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet, and I'm so lucky to have been friends with you. Thank you to Sydney (girouxtiful), for fangirling over hockey with me all these years. You are one of the funniest people without even trying, and you never fail to put a smile on my face. Finally, I'd like to thank Bailey (beautifullyimperfect). You are one of my best friends, and (not to offend anyone) my best friend on this site. Since we started talking almost 3 years ago, you've dealt with my crazy mood swings, many crushes, and heartbreak. I know that things are hard for you right now, but I promise that one day, a guy will see how much you're truly worth and treat you like the queen you are. To everyone on this site, I wish you the best in your future and hope that you all succeed and follow your dreams. ~ love always, ally (irrestible)

  3. jen* jen*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2016 6:29pm UTC
    he says "i promise i won't leave this time." i say "you're horrible at telling the truth."

  4. jen* jen*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2016 2:36pm UTC
    she's beautiful
    i can see why you love her so much

  5. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 10:39am UTC
    This year for April Fools, I'm telling my parents I'm Bi-sexuall,
    so if they freak out,
    'APRIL FOOLS!"
    and if they don't freak out,
    I'll be like yea,
    Just wanted to tell you...

  6. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    Some guys are quick to call a girl a
    Hoe,
    But
    Even quicker to put thier
    Peni.s in one.

  7. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    If school isnt for sleeping.
    Home isnt for studying.

  8. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 9:08pm UTC
    Dear straight people,
    Just because I like boys and girls, doesn't mean I like all the girls I see.
    I'm just like you, You don't find every guy you see attractive.
    Sincerly,
    Every Bisexual, Gay, And Lesbian.

  9. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING
    YOU'RE ACTUALLY BITING UP
    BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW.

  10. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 11:31pm UTC
    I need to put on pants to go get food wow what kind of society do we live in.

  11. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    Guy: No serious are u single. I am a guy and wish we could talk
    My answer: No serious I'm plural. I'm a girl and I wish I had a unicorn.
    THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.

  12. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    I walked in on my brother.
    Watching por'n.
    And... Well... Touching... That...
    Brb going to church, to cleanse my eyes with holy water.

  13. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    DOES THE DRESS IM WEARING IN MY PROFILE MAKE MY LEGS LOOK BIG? IM WEARING IT TO BE IN MY COUSINS WEDDING , SO TELL THE TRUTH. HARSH OR NOT.

  14. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    Anyone wanna buy me an ipod that is'nt smashed.
    I'd like one to pretend im a model/photographer selfie queen.

  15. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    My brother asking about my science work: Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
    My answer: when you're drowning someone, it doesn't matter all three are great.

  16. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    YOU ARE NOT FAT.
    YOU HAVE FAT.
    YOU ALSO HAVE FINGERNAILS.
    BUT YOU ARE NOT FINGERNAILS.

  17. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 9:03pm UTC
    I told my brother I planned my funeral,
    and already have a will,
    I also told him I planned my death.

  18. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU.♥

  19. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    Some girl today at the mall: Ew that top, You're so gay Madi.
    Me: Nice try, but I'm only halfway gay. *laughs and walks away*

  20. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 6:17pm UTC
    When people say they don't like gay people, and someone calls them a rac)ist.
    Like no.
    Ra)cists hate other races.
    Gay people aren't a different race.
    People who say they don't like gays, it's their opinion.
    Not them being raci)st.

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