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Marigail
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May 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC

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Marigail
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May 29, 2012 7:52pm UTC

That Beautiful Moment
When you think he actually likes you... But then you remember all of your flaws and all of his girlfriends...

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Marigail
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May 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC

~Silence is golden...~
>....Duct tape is silver....<

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Marigail
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May 22, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Pfft,
.-.-.-.->Yoga is for
posers.<-.-.-.-.

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Marigail
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May 22, 2012 7:09pm UTC

>>>Club sandwiches,<<<
~.Not seals.~

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Marigail
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May 21, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Sarcastic Remark to Say to the Boy Who Sits
Behind You in English #2
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Now we know why some animals eat their own children...

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Marigail
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May 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Your sense in the morning... Isn't the same as the sense you have at night,
Night: "Let's make a Youtube video of ourselfs playing in my little brother's sprinklers!" *Everyone falls asleep*
Morning: Friend says, "Hey, weren't we going to make that video?" Me: "I have no idea what you are talking about... o.O"

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Marigail
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May 14, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Dear algebra,
Please stop asking for your X... You'll never get her back.
Sincerely,
One who couldnt care less about your love life when I have my own to worry about.

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Marigail
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May 8, 2012 6:48pm UTC

They always say:
"Light is faster than the speed of light."
Well, this explains why people look brighter before they actually speak.

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Marigail
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:36pm UTC

i f l i f e d i d n ' t
s u c k, w e
w o u l d a l l
f a l l o f f

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Marigail
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May 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC

I live in my own little world... But it's okay! They know me here.
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Marigail
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May 7, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seats cause kids...
*****

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Marigail
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May 3, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I saw Elvis today. He sat between
me and bigfoot on the UFO to
Neverland.
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Marigail
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May 3, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Hey, take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

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Marigail
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April 26, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Can’t act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
- Screen Tester on Fred Astaire
-Also, my dad.
___dsdsd---- _\
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Marigail
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April 26, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Hahaha, awee, he has a face like a saint! Bernard...

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Marigail
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April 25, 2012 8:07pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Having a smoke
section in a
resturaunt is like
having a pee
section in a
public pool. -.-

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Marigail
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April 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Early to rise,
early to bed,
makes a girl
healthy but
socially dead...
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Marigail
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April 24, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Hey I know I'm going to turn into a complete deusch when I post this, but I was wondering if you could follow moi on Tumblr? If you do, that's wonderful, if not, understandable :P (I usually just skip by these, "quotes" too.)
Here it is:http://marigail.tumblr.com/

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Marigail
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April 24, 2012 7:39pm UTC

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

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