Marigail

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Member Since: 19 Dec 2011 01:03pm

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Marigail
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:02am UTC

You're a Directioner?
If so then great!
Please follow my bestfriend and I's Tumblr blog based on everything about them:
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bellastylesandmaritomlinson
#Nohate
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Marigail
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 4:37pm UTC

When you post a quote,
And the words, ' SUCCESS ' come up, And you feel completed~
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Marigail
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC

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On a commercial:
Wife: Hi Honey, did ya'll have fun on the camping trip?
Guy: Yeah, the kids had fun... I think I slipped on a rock thou-
Me: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH.... You THINK?! I'm pretty sure you would know for sure... If you had, or had not slipped on a rock. JUST sayin'.
Guy:
Wife:
Kids:
Director: CUT, she's got a point...
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Marigail
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC

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How come in movies,
whenever there is a pool, or ocean involved, the character always seem to be able to open their eyes underwater,
But in real life,
Whenever I even attempt to open my water in a pool or ocean, I act as if I'm dying.
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Marigail
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Hey W itty Girls
Let me just have a semi-happy vent real quickly- ( Semi-happy vent? ) I made a promise to myself, a WEEK ago, that I'd quit texting him, considering I shouldn't be wasting my time on a guy I'll never see again. I've made this promise before... But it had only lasted a couple of hours ( lolz ), So, it has been a WEEK. He has texted me, and texted me, but I've resisted. Wish me luck!
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Marigail
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Hey, if your date ever goes bad...
Give them this number ( and feel free to call it yourself ):
281-214-1911
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Marigail
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC

We all get a little drunk on air
at night.
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:57pm UTC

In One Night I,
Got in third place on the show Wipeout,
Went to Africa and made friends with hippos,
Won tennis, baseball, golfing, boxing, ping-pong, and two bowling tournaments,
Fought off upright walking turtles, and evil mushrooms while riding on a dinosaur.
Went to war and killed people by blowing their huts up,
Went to racetracks all over the world, racing against mythical creatures,
Won first place on Dancing With the Stars,
And went to Ladies Night and danced up onstage to famous country music.
Wanna' know how?
The magic of Wii ;D
Socially awkward who?
Wef
p
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:46pm UTC

tI don't care how how simple it may be; Whenever I see a pop up on the computer about something TERMINATING something, I quit breathing.
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:48pm UTC

This is Niall Horan
(o.o)
/█\
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He has been spammed all over Witty and been in the top quotes more than five times. It is annoying me, and I need a hug :(
1 FAVE = 1 hug♥

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Marigail
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Does anyone else love how,
One Direction had quotes all over Witty about how girls adore them,
But now have quotes all over Witty about how girls hate them, and their quotes? ;D
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 4:06pm UTC

It's Funny,
How you can see youreself getting a top quote
With that quote you just posted,
But in reality you only get four faves♥
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 4:02pm UTC

That Awkward Moment,
When you realize a, " Trendy Top " is just a tube top wore lower...
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC

"Doctor doctor wont you please prescribe me something;
A day in the life of someone else
Cause' I'm a hazard to myself..."
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC

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That Awkward Moment...
When you realize peeta is a type of bread.
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 12:57pm UTC

So there is a ♥
On the keyboard by pressing alt and 3
But is there possibly a broken ♥ on the keyboard anywhere?
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 12:52pm UTC

*****
I was on vacation
For a week... Vacation: Carefree, thought free, and fun... Right?
But it got ruined because all I could think about was him. ♥
*****
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Hey this is crazy
cause' I just met you
But what brands your make up?
Crayola maybe...?
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Marigail
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Witty is our radio
Each of our quotes are songs waiting to be listened to
We are the musicians
And each top quote we get, is a hit ♥

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Marigail
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:15pm UTC

I love how
I went on vacation for a week
and I have none whatsoever notifications
I feel loved♥♥♥♥♥♥

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