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Marigail

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Member Since: 19 Dec 2011 01:03pm

Last Seen: 3 Sep 2012 12:53am

user id: 252537

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  1. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:02am UTC
    You're a Directioner?
    If so then great!
    Please follow my bestfriend and I's Tumblr blog based on everything about them:
    http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bellastylesandmaritomlinson
    #Nohate
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    When you post a quote,
    And the words, ' SUCCESS ' come up, And you feel completed~
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
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    On a commercial:
    Wife: Hi Honey, did ya'll have fun on the camping trip?
    Guy: Yeah, the kids had fun... I think I slipped on a rock thou-
    Me: WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH.... You THINK?! I'm pretty sure you would know for sure... If you had, or had not slipped on a rock. JUST sayin'.
    Guy:
    Wife:
    Kids:
    Director: CUT, she's got a point...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    How come in movies,
    whenever there is a pool, or ocean involved, the character always seem to be able to open their eyes underwater,
    But in real life,
    Whenever I even attempt to open my water in a pool or ocean, I act as if I'm dying.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Hey W itty Girls
    Let me just have a semi-happy vent real quickly- ( Semi-happy vent? ) I made a promise to myself, a WEEK ago, that I'd quit texting him, considering I shouldn't be wasting my time on a guy I'll never see again. I've made this promise before... But it had only lasted a couple of hours ( lolz ), So, it has been a WEEK. He has texted me, and texted me, but I've resisted. Wish me luck!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Hey, if your date ever goes bad...
    Give them this number ( and feel free to call it yourself ):
    281-214-1911
    Format by Sandrasourus (AND BTW, GO TO HUMORHOTLINES.COM AND YOU CAN FIND THE REJECTION NUMBER IN YOUR AREA. YOU'RE WELCOME, AND HOPE IT HELPS YOU OUT ON THOSE TRICKY TIMES xD )

  7. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    We all get a little drunk on air
    at night.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    In One Night I,
    Got in third place on the show Wipeout,
    Went to Africa and made friends with hippos,
    Won tennis, baseball, golfing, boxing, ping-pong, and two bowling tournaments,
    Fought off upright walking turtles, and evil mushrooms while riding on a dinosaur.
    Went to war and killed people by blowing their huts up,
    Went to racetracks all over the world, racing against mythical creatures,
    Won first place on Dancing With the Stars,
    And went to Ladies Night and danced up onstage to famous country music.
    Wanna' know how?
    The magic of Wii ;D
    Socially awkward who?
    Wef
    p
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    tI don't care how how simple it may be; Whenever I see a pop up on the computer about something TERMINATING something, I quit breathing.
    format by sandrasaurus

  10. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    This is Niall Horan
    (o.o)
    /█\
    ||
    He has been spammed all over Witty and been in the top quotes more than five times. It is annoying me, and I need a hug :(
    1 FAVE = 1 hug♥

  11. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Does anyone else love how,
    One Direction had quotes all over Witty about how girls adore them,
    But now have quotes all over Witty about how girls hate them, and their quotes? ;D
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    It's Funny,
    How you can see youreself getting a top quote
    With that quote you just posted,
    But in reality you only get four faves♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment,
    When you realize a, " Trendy Top " is just a tube top wore lower...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    "Doctor doctor wont you please prescribe me something;
    A day in the life of someone else
    Cause' I'm a hazard to myself..."
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you realize peeta is a type of bread.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    So there is a ♥
    On the keyboard by pressing alt and 3
    But is there possibly a broken ♥ on the keyboard anywhere?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    *****
    I was on vacation
    For a week... Vacation: Carefree, thought free, and fun... Right?
    But it got ruined because all I could think about was him. ♥
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Hey this is crazy
    cause' I just met you
    But what brands your make up?
    Crayola maybe...?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Witty is our radio
    Each of our quotes are songs waiting to be listened to
    We are the musicians
    And each top quote we get, is a hit ♥

  20. Marigail Marigail
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    I love how
    I went on vacation for a week
    and I have none whatsoever notifications
    I feel loved♥♥♥♥♥♥

:)

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