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Move_Along
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October 29, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Sometimes you gotta take the bad out of your life so it doesn't bring you down

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Marian*
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October 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC

stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 4, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
Seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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ChocoTaco
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October 1, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Mom: Your room is still a mess, you haven't made your bed, you didn't even start your chores, and I'm sure you haven't touched your homework. You got absolutely nothing accomplished today.
Me: MOTHER I GOT A TOP QUOTE ON WITTY, DON'T YOU DARE SAY TODAY WAS UNPRODUCTIVE!

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CookieMonster09*
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October 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC

do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.

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LetsEatWalruses
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September 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC

My friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
Corners are 90 degrees

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Hale_Storm18
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September 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I'm laughing so hard because in one of my classes I sit next to one of those wannabe thug, swag type guys and he was listening to music the whole class and the class got really quiet and I just heard, "Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eyed Joe." coming from his headphones.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC

You know what I absolutely fcking hate?
When people choose a person over you and then, when they have no one else, they come running back to you. No, fck you. Fck you for not being there for me when I needed you. Fck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else.

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:37pm UTC

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke and i say yes
like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

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happiest*
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September 10, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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BravoSierra
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September 7, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Are you from Europe?
because europiece of shít.

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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happiest*
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September 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.

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gab*
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September 13, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Don't you just hate those moments when you feel really irrelevant, and that nobody even thinks about you? Like when you're in a group of people you could just wane away in the distance and no one would even notice or care?

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jimmy365
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August 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo
and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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imverypretty
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August 24, 2013 8:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Did you know?
Every Chili's resteraunt has one picture hanging upside down, as a challenge for customers to find.

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kristabff
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August 24, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Most people: luls self to sleep by reading books or quiet music
Me: lols self to sleep because my whole life is a joke

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happiest*
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August 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC

I'm having one of those days
where my middle finger is answering every question.

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jimmy365
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August 24, 2013 6:01pm UTC

sassy english
teachers
are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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