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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Relationships are like glass,
it's better to leave them broken,
then hurting yourself putting
it back together;♥

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 3:42pm UTC

andbaby;
im not looking for the
hunk that all the girls
----> w a n t <----
im not [interested]
in whathewears<3
im only l o o k i n g
for someone who can ;
makemesmile

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 24, 2011 1:19pm UTC

What's on your mind? hiim....
Share

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 12:02am UTC

some women choose to follow men,
and some women choose to follow their dreams.
If your wondering which way to go;
remember that your career will never
wake up in the morning and tell you
that it doesn't love you<3//
>>Lady Gaga*

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 16, 2011 5:41pm UTC

I'd rather have
bad times with you
than good times
with someone else.
I'd rather be beside you
in a storm,
than safe and warm
by myself.
I'd rather have
hard times together,
than to have it easy apart.
Remember i;d always
love you baby,
you are the one who holds my heart <3

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 5:10pm UTC

friends are forever
boys are whenever
so when worst
comes to worst
my girls come first.
♥

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 3:49pm UTC

All your
( i m p e r f e c t i o n s )
come together,
to make something absolutely
( b e a u t i f u l )
♥

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 3:45pm UTC

Don't stop dreaming,
because there is nothing
wrong with wanting more ♥

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 28, 2010 9:19pm UTC

My goal is...
to have you by Christmas<3

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 9:29pm UTC

Boy: If I could ever rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I next to each other.
Girl: No thanks, I like it just the way it is, with
N right next to O.

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC

On a scale from 1 to
*Lady Gaga*
How weird is your outfit?
~me and friends made it up, credit if already upp<3

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 3:24pm UTC

Aim for the sky,
because even if you miss...
you'll still be among the stars.   <3

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 7:44pm UTC

Most of the shadows,..
of this life,
are caused by our standing
in our own
sunshine <3

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 7:34pm UTC

Today in the car in the city behind a bus
when I saw a sign that said
"No animals except service animals permitted"
Next to it was a picture of a giraffe
with a red X over it...
I can't help but wonder how many people
try to get off the bus with a giraffe..
MLIA .//

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 6:53pm UTC

Could switching to GEICO really save
you 15% or more on car insurance?
Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way homee?
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEE WEEEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE"
"Max.."
"WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEE"
"MAXWELL!!"
"yeahh...?"
"...your home"
"Ooh cool thanks Mrs.A"
~ Favorite commercial <3*

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 19, 2010 9:27pm UTC

Today I was watching the movie...
of one of my assemblies from kindergarten.
I realized that I was the only kid not wearing
a dinosaur hat over my head.
When I asked my mom why that was,
she said it was because
I believed I was a real dinosaur,
and thus didn't need that 'stupid hat'
I rocked kindergarten
MLIA .//

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 6:35pm UTC

♥\\. Sometimess...
you put walls up not to keep people out
but to see who cares enough,
to break them downn .//♥

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 6:20pm UTC

Boy: Do you have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here
Boy: Umm...it's out of ink
Girl: What?
Boy: It doesn't work...
Girl: R you sure?
Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, you try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
August 27, 2010 9:24pm UTC

Dad: I had a six-pack once.
Me: Really?!
Dad: Yep... but, then I drank them all.
Ha! Ha! Ha! You see what I did there?
I made a joke! :]

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MakeMeSmile
posted a quote
August 27, 2010 5:08pm UTC

A husband and wife were trying
to set up a password for their new computer..
The husband said "mypenis"
And the wife fell to the floor laughing bcuz
the computer said..
ERROR: not long enough(:

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