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  1. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
    Child: .....

  2. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    that awful moment
    when you see a cute shirt... but then realize it says something dumb on it.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    Witty: Please sign in to add this quote to your faves!
    Me: *signs in*Witty: You are already signed in silly!
    Me:Witty:Me:Witty:Me:Mom: So the computer just fell out the window?

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    You say One Direction's only
    famous for their looks?
    Yeah, I bought their album
    To listen to their faces.

  5. GIRLIES GIRLIES
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Did you know that the saddest quote ever created was by the funniest man in the world..
    "I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying."
    Rowan Atkinson
    (a.k.a. Mr. Bean)

  6. Abbylovesyou Abbylovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Mexican jokes and Black jokes are all the same.
    Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

  7. itsthetruth itsthetruth
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    I miss old Disney...
    Who else remembers these shows? :
    Brandy and Mr. Whiskers = my favorite old show(:
    Dave the Barbarian
    The Proud Family
    Bug Juice
    Even Stevens
    Mike's Super Short Show
    Recess
    Lilo and Stitch
    Flash Forward
    In a Heartbeat
    Z Games
    Disney Channel Games (Red, green, blue, and yellow teams?)
    Kim Possible
    Lizzy McGuire
    {♥} If you remember any of these!
    Comment which ones!

  8. 1dl0ve 1dl0ve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Me: Quick! Everyone act natural!
    *everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*
     

  9. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Apparently,
    people think that when I have my headphones on, they can still talk to me.

  10. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 9:32am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    SPONGEBOB- im mad are you mad
    PATRICK- ya
    SPONGEBOB- why
    PATRICK - i cant see my fore head

  12. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Dear microwave, why is my plate so hot, yet my food so cold?

  13. MaddieBeezer MaddieBeezer
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Teenager post # 3503
    Sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the lights fell down.

  14. itsthetruth itsthetruth
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Awkward.

  15. Confessions_of_a_dancer7 Confessions_of_a_dancer7
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:52am UTC
    silence is the best way to let someone know they did you wrong.

  16. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    FACEBOOK TOLD ME YOU SAW MY MESSAGE
    You have to replie now.
    ♥♥♥♥♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Best_name_ever24 Best_name_ever24
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    You walk out of your room in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house
    and your just like *runnn*

  19. DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:40am UTC
    And Who Else
    Has to sleep with the blankets on no matter how hot it is
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 12:03am UTC
    That frustrating moment when
    You're spelling an easy word, but your brain decides to be a jerk and it has you staring at the stupid word confused & wondering if its correct.

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