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Magpie8913
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October 30, 2004 7:58pm UTC

okay you may have heard this but a well...
now whatever is in like THIS then pay attention okay now that we got that down here it goes
One bright SUMMER day, there was SNOW on the ground, the SUN was about to SET.
There were two DEAD men and they TURNED there BACKS to each other.
Drew there SWORDS and SHOT each other.
Now if you dont believe me then you can ask the BLIND sherrif
and the DEAF man he HEARD it to
LoOkS CuTe In FaDeR AnD If YoU DoNt HaVe A FaDeR tHeN DaRk PuRple

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Magpie8913
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October 30, 2004 1:21pm UTC

P.L.E.A.S.E dOnT leave-->
^~WithOut~^ saying *|g||o||o||d||b||y||e|*
The **B`E`S`T** DAYS of m.y lIfE is aLL
ThanKs tO yOu
Few SCENES from my ..l..i..f..e
or MoMeNtS mean --M--O--R--E-- TO me than
our FiiiNE =n=i=g=h=t=s=

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October 30, 2004 1:18pm UTC

M-U-H-B-A-B-I=MuH AnTi DrUg
Dedicated to SETH!!!!

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Magpie8913
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October 30, 2004 1:14pm UTC

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a rabbit and a bear are both talkin a dump in the woods, the bear looks at the rabbit and says "rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
"no" the rabbit says, "why?"...bear wipes his butt with the rabbit...
haha...lol...lmao...idk i jst thought it was really funny...use it if you want but dont take credit!!
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October 30, 2004 1:14pm UTC

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October 30, 2004 1:13pm UTC

Halloween, the one time of the year you have a good excuse for being ugly.
use it...dont take credit

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Magpie8913
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October 30, 2004 1:12pm UTC

~*~and everytime i try to fly i fall~*~
~*~wothout my...
...oh screw it~*~

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Magpie8913
posted a quote
October 30, 2004 12:45pm UTC

you broke muh heart
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sh
sha
shat
shatt
shatte
shatter
shattere
shattered

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Magpie8913
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October 29, 2004 1:25pm UTC

Days are warm, nights are hazy, summer *05 is gunna be crazy

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October 29, 2004 1:24pm UTC

Sleeping in till one,
tanning in the sun.
meeting a lot of hott guys,
catching all those fireflies.
Sneaking in the window late,
Talking 'bout that awesome date.
Looking at the gorgeous sky,
Now its time to say goodbye.
Kissing goodnight on the rock,
Summer '05 gonna rock!!!!

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October 29, 2004 1:23pm UTC

No School + me + you - parents = Trouble
You wanna make some trouble with me?
give me a call or come on over
*muahahahahaha* lol bbl

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Magpie8913
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October 29, 2004 1:23pm UTC

Forget school, Forget class, Forget me and I'll kick your @$$ !!!

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October 29, 2004 1:22pm UTC

Tank Tops * Flip Flops
Ice Cream * Sweet Dreams
Late Nights * Water Fights
A Suntan * A Game Plan
Sleeping In * Sneaking Out
Feet in Sand * Drink in Hand
...all I want is .. *Summer to come bac*

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Magpie8913
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October 29, 2004 1:18pm UTC

Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.

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Magpie8913
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October 29, 2004 1:16pm UTC

Forbidden friut.... is always tha sweetest

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October 29, 2004 1:09pm UTC

Twas Halloween night and all through the towns, children were dressing as dragons and clowns. Horsemen were searching around for their heads, while monsters and goblins would hide beneath beds. But I, in the midst, was flustered with fright, Unable to find a soul I knew in sight. When what to my wondering eyes did I see? But an Indian, saloon girl, a ladybug and me!

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October 29, 2004 1:07pm UTC

1,2 Freddy's coming for you
3,4 Shut the door
5,6 Grab your crucifix
7,8 Stay up late
9,10 Never sleep again
Have A Horror-filled Halloween!! ;-)

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Magpie8913
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October 29, 2004 1:06pm UTC

Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...

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October 29, 2004 1:05pm UTC

Halloween costume-$20 Red Contacts-$15 The look of fear and impending doom on your party guest's faces when they realize that you REALLY are the devil and you WILL take their souls... PRICELESS

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Magpie8913
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October 29, 2004 12:52pm UTC

This is weird::
In 1918 the Red Sox won their last game; The World Series. Out of that whole season they won 86 games. 68 years later we went to the World Series again. But we lost. In 2004, 86 years from 1918, and 18 years from 1986 we won again.
Freaky huh? Send this to 10 people for fun and see what they say. Its just something to get people thinking. I think it's kinda freaky that the dates revolve around 18 and 86. What if it was all a plan? Ever think of that? Its probably not but just to think of something like that happening. Like 9/11 its the same thing except less much less tragicall. 9/11 is 9-1-1 and 9+11= 20 the 20$ bill makes the trades on fire when folded properly. Is it a plan or coincedence.
I made the chain myself but me and my brother figured out the math... ^^^ so weird!!!

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