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  1. TOXIC_kitty1 TOXIC_kitty1
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:29am UTC
    DEAR PIMPLES..IF YOUR GONNA LIVE ON MY FACE IM GONNA NEED SOME RENT MONEY..

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I am 95 lbs of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.

  3. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:55am UTC
    How I got kicked out of Walmart :
    So yesterday I got escorted out of Walmart.
    How you ask?
    Well..... apparently it's "disrupting the customers" if I put on a poncho and whisper in random peoples ear's "Im your worst nightmare"

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    I have three types of hairstyles
    1) Straight
    2) Wavy
    3) Homeless

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:48am UTC
    him: you know, i have noticed that all the best parts of my day are when i'm with you
    no i'm not crying i just caN'T SEE THROUGH THE LOVEHEARTS IN MY EYES

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    there should be an island for girls with
    their period. Like, you get your period and -BAM- you magically get transported to this island filled with other
    period infested girls, chocolate, tampons and sappy romance movies. And then once your period is over -BAM-
    magically transported back home.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:43am UTC
    HOT TEACHERS ARE A DAILY STRUGGLE FOR ME BECAUSE THEY ARE WELL-DRESSED AND SARCASTIC AND INTELLIGENT AND BASICALLY DAMN SON

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    I went to a middle school with the initials PMS and if you think that the people I went to school with were mature enough not to make continuous jokes about it then you'd be wrong.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:46am UTC
    a girl at my school's mum just got facebook and she friended everyone
    this person posted a picture of an attractive male ice skater and the mum commented, "he can skate on my rink any time, if you know what i mean" and i can't breathe oh my sweet jesus

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    Robin Thicke looks like that semi-wealthy guy who lives on the end of your street and always asks you how school's going and if your sister is 18 yet.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    *Allergy Medicine commercials*
    "Taking this twice a day will reduce your allergies and help you live a happy and carefree life.
    Side effects may include: dizziness, headaches, excessive sleeping, puking, cancer, diarrhea, swelling, seizures, amnesia, thoughts of suicide, hallucinations, insanity, and possibly death.
    Don't let allergies control you, take action now."
    *Couple laughing in the distance*

  12. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  13. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  14. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  15. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  16. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  17. Suffering Suffering
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    you are you are
    the lyrics the only
    to my right
    favorite to every
    song. wrong.

  18. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Just because your
    gay
    lesiban
    straight
    bisexual
    mad
    sad
    depressed
    or anything like that,
    does not give you the excuse to be rude or rude to someone.

  19. wittyformats wittyformats
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 1:40pm UTC
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    LOVE IS PRICELESS
    [[format by wittyformats]]


  20. posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    imagine if your teacher was calling attendance and called you by your username

:)

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