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MagicalMermaid

1. MagicalMermaid
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   Plot twist: He asks y0u out. <3
   
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2. MagicalMermaid
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   September 30, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   I want to kill myself
   For the first time, I've been having suicidal thoughts. I feel like not a single person in the world cares about me. Not my parents, not my teachers, not my friends. I feel like a giant failure, like I can't do anything right. I feel like I have no future. I hate myself. I think that I'm ugly and fat and useless. I feel like everything is just slipping right out of my grasp, and there's nothing I can do except watch it happen. I'm really scared guys.
   
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3. MagicalMermaid
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   I get jealous.
   I get mad.
   I get worried.
   I get curious.
   That's only because I care.
   
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4. MagicalMermaid
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   I really need to lose weight so comment your name I'll do the instructions for each letter.
   A- 10 Crunches I- Run in place (3 min) Q- 100 Jumping Jacks
   B- Run in place (5 min) J- 15 Jumping Jacks R- 30 Lunges (both legs)
   C- 20 Jumping Jacks K- 10 Lunges (both legs) S- 25 Squats
   D- 15 Lunges (both legs) L- 5 Squats T- 15 Pushups
   E- 10 Squats M- 5 Pushups U- Stretch (8 min)
   F- 5 Pushups N- Stretch (3 min) V- 10 Crunches
   G- Stretch (5 min) O- 15 Crunches W- Run in place (5 min)
   H- 5 Crunches P- Run in place (10 min) X- 20 Jumping Jacks
   Y- 15 Lunges (both legs)
   Z- 10 Squats
   Every Fave= 1 glass of water (8oz)
   
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5. MagicalMermaid
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 9:27pm UTC
   PLEASE, this ain't even jealousy! She ain't got a thing on me! Trying to rock them ugly jeans, jeans, jeans... UGHHH!!!
   
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6. MagicalMermaid
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   There is nothing worse than a broken heart. <3
   Wearing a bra with sun burnt shoulders.
   
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7. MagicalMermaid
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   July 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   How is it even POSSIBLE for everyone to be in a relationship but me? Last time I checked I didn't have THAT many flaws.
   
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8. MagicalMermaid
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   July 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
   ‎"Leonard! Leonard! Leonard!"
   "What Sheldon? I'm in the bathroom!"
   "I'm having a math emergency!"
   "And what's that?"
   "32 ounce polar pop, 24 ounce bladder!"
   - Big Bang Theory (:
   
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9. MagicalMermaid
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
   It hurts too much to hear your name.
   Sometimes, I wish that I never even met you. </3
   
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