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  1. Magic Magic
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    August 12, 2011 4:21pm UTC
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  2. Magic Magic
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    August 12, 2011 3:09pm UTC
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  3. Magic Magic
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    August 12, 2011 1:21am UTC
    MEAN GIRLS QUOTE #4
    Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier.
    Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.
    And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier.
    All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

  4. Magic Magic
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    August 11, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    MEAN GIRLS QUOTE #3
    Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
    Damian: Thats why her hair is so big, It's full of secrets.

  5. Magic Magic
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    August 11, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    MEAN GIRLS QUOTE #2
    Damian: My nanna takes her wig off when shes drunk.
    Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common.

  6. Magic Magic
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    August 11, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    MEAN GIRLS QUOTE #1
    "Glen Coco? Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco. Do we have a Cady Heron? One for you Cady. And none for Gretchen
    Weiners bye."

  7. Magic Magic
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    August 4, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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  8. Magic Magic
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    August 3, 2011 10:33am UTC
    ♥Your beautiful,
    eVERY LITTLE
    PIECE love.
    aND DON'T YOU KNOW,
    YOUR REALLY GONNA BE SOMEONE.

  9. Magic Magic
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    July 14, 2011 1:44am UTC
    431x620

  10. Magic Magic
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    July 13, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Hey. are you there? This is important.
    Hey.. yeah?
    I don't think this is going to work out between us.
    ...why.
    I'm really so so sorry I just don't like you. I'm sorry.
    When did you decide this..
    I feel its best. It's summer I have a lot to do hang with friends and sports i'm sorry
    ..ok. I'm sorry how I acted weird yesturday, I wasn't being myself.
    Me either. I hope we can still be friends, I'm glad we settled this bye
    Whatever.
    Glad we had that conversation......
    the day before we were going to go to the movies,
    And the day after you asked me out. Perfect. <///3

  11. Magic Magic
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    July 13, 2011 3:22pm UTC
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  12. Magic Magic
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    June 23, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    What's on your mind? Is he supposed to always be on my mind? Because I'm in the mood for a hot male model today...
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  13. Magic Magic
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    June 19, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    That moment
    when your so bored
    you look through the same top quotes
    over and over again.

  14. Magic Magic
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    June 19, 2011 1:35am UTC
    How to keep an idiot busy.
    http://www.biglongnow.com/

  15. Magic Magic
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    June 19, 2011 12:45am UTC
    that annoying moment,
    when someones straightening their hair
    and it's already straight.

  16. Magic Magic
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    June 17, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk..
    "Dude, you we r e th r owing rocks at my cat screaming,
    PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU.!"

  17. Magic Magic
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    June 17, 2011 6:33pm UTC
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  18. Magic Magic
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    June 16, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    If I ol ie young,
    Bury me in satin,
    Lay me down on a, bed of roses;
    sink me in the river, at dawn
    Se nd me away wi t lh the words of a l ove song.♥
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  19. Magic Magic
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    June 15, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    He WAS ABouT TO WALK Away.
    But instead,
    he took my hand
    and after a couple seconds,
    he said my name.
    I asked what, .
    He tOld me hE lovEd Me.
    for the first time.

  20. Magic Magic
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    June 12, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed Someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Help someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been at a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

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