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MaggieLachance

1. MaggieLachance
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   March 2, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Light travels faster than sound. This is why people apear bright until you hear them speak.
   
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2. MaggieLachance
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   January 22, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
   
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3. MaggieLachance
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   January 21, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   Parent: What did you learn today?
   Me: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
   
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4. MaggieLachance
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   January 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC
   If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
   
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5. MaggieLachance
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   January 21, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   I hate weddings. Old people would always poke me saying "You're next." They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them saying "You're next."
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. MaggieLachance
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   January 21, 2012 2:51pm UTC
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   To the world you may be one person,
   but to one person you may be the world.♥
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7. MaggieLachance
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   January 20, 2012 11:16am UTC
   I was June and
   you were my Johnny Cash.
   ♥
   
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8. MaggieLachance
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   January 4, 2012 11:37am UTC
   "Take back my tears
   Every useless one that I ever let fall
   Don't tell me you care
   All that you're good for now is
   'See I told you so.' "
   
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9. MaggieLachance
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   December 21, 2011 1:43pm UTC
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   The best thing about me , I'm limited edition , there are no copies!
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10. MaggieLachance
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    December 21, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    That's cute how you think that affects me. Truly adorable.♥
    
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11. MaggieLachance
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    December 20, 2011 4:26pm UTC
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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
    
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12. MaggieLachance
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    December 20, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    I watched Transformers today, and I've spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know your secret... He's shy.
    
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13. MaggieLachance
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    December 20, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Friend: Oh, my god! You're parents are so nice!
    Me: Yeah, it's cause you're here.
    
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14. MaggieLachance
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    December 20, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    A good friend will bail you out of jail..
    A bestfriend will be sitting next to you saying...
    'Damn that was fun!'
    
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15. MaggieLachance
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    December 17, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    What's you're biggest fantasy?
    To be kissed in the rain! What about you?
    To be the one you're kissing in the rain.
    
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16. MaggieLachance
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    December 14, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Yeah, I talk to other guys
    I laugh with other guys
    I hug other guys. But, none
    of them will ever mean as
    much to me as you do. <3
    
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17. MaggieLachance
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    December 14, 2011 11:34am UTC
    Me without you is like
    a sneaker without laces
    a nerd without braces
    asentencewithoutspaces.
    
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18. MaggieLachance
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    December 10, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Your dating my ex? That's cool.
    I'm a eating a sandwich, you want those leftovers too?
    
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