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  1. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading!
    Set your alarm. Get up bright and early. Pull on a baggy top and jogging bottoms. Go outside, no matter what the weather. Walk for ten minutes. Skip for five minutes. Jog for five minutes. Then turn around. Then get back home again. Cut yourself some fruit. Apples, oranges, mangos. All in. Add a little yoghurt for a healthy start of the day. Go and pour yourself some water. Fresh water, ice cold. Refreshing. Go upstairs. Turn on the shower. Wash your hair with nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Wash yourself with body lotion. Come out of the shower. Dry yourself all over. Slather yourself in body butter. You smell nice, clean, innocent, pure. Put something nice on. A pair of jeans, a top. Your favorite bra and pants. Towel dry your hair, leaving it damp to dry naturally. All natural. Go to the mirror. Look at what you see. Don't like it? Pick out three things you love. Your beautiful eyes, your shiny skin, your tinted cheeks. Go downstairs. Ignore the kitchen. You've already had breakfast. Get a glass of water. Paint your nails. Read a book. Go for a walk. Call your friends. Spend some time with your family. Spend some time outside. You know this will be a beautiful day. The sun might not be shining, but you are. This day will be perfect. This day will be the most perfect day you've had so far. No binging, no purging. No self-harm, no hating. Only loving and laughing and living.
    You can do this.
    nmq/tumblr, I just thought it was really inspirational.

  2. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder what my teachers' otps are.
    What if teachers shipped their students?
    Ship wars in the staff room,
    anonymous hate in the other teachers' assignment boxes,
    fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers,
    etc
    #all of these rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense
    nmq/tumblr

  3. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Humanity is losing its geniuses.
    Aristotle died,
    Newton passed away,
    Einstein died,
    and I'm not feeling very well today...

  4. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Y O U C A N 'T W I N M Y
    heart with
    A B O X O F
    chocolates,
    T W O B O X E S A N D
    I'm yours.

  5. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    I like big books and I cannot lie
    you other readers can't deny
    when a book walks in with a good plot base
    and a big spine in your face you get sprung
    wanna pull out your pens
    'cause you noticed that book was dense
    reading, half-rims I'm wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop caring
    Oh baby I want an e-reader
    and a meaningful meter
    my teachers tried to train me
    that book you got make me so brainy
    Source:
    wheresmyantimatter.tumblr.com/post/29559802059/dafuq-sevenpoints-laphamsquarterly-look

  6. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:40am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    I put the "pro" in procrastinate.

  7. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 8:02am UTC
    There are tons of reasons why it's good that we're not together:
    1. If I ever became a superhero, my nemesis would use you against me. I don't know if I can keep up with the endless fight of good vs. evil if you get kidnapped every other week.
    2. What if it turns out that I'm immortal and you're not? What if I have to watch you slowly fade away, knowing that there's nothing I can do to keep you with me?
    3. I might actually be a clone of your real true love, who will of course reappear inconveniently in our lives right after we decide to get married or something. Sigh.
    4. You might actually be my opposite-gender formerly evil long-lost identical twin who looks nothing like me at all. And wouldn't that be awkward?
    5. I'm an amnesiac alien from a planet hell-bent on destroying Earth; you've secretly been engaged to micronation royalty since ou were 4; you're a time-travelling knight with a home to return to and a duty to uphold; I can't hug the people I love without them spontaneously de-aging...
    A lot of things could go wrong, you know? So I'm totally fine with us never becoming a couple. Just peachy. A-okay.
    nmf/nmq

  8. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    If I had $100 for every time I read something interesting in my facebook feed,
    I'd be broke.
    format by sandrasaurus

  9. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:44am UTC
    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Book lovers never go to bed alone.
    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    format credit: Mafinha

  10. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:26am UTC
    +////////+ A C T +////////+
    like a lady
    [x] [x] [x] t h i n k [x] [x]
    L I K E A B O S S

  11. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant
    Robert Louis Stevenson

  12. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    So, I was browsing through quotes here on Witty, when I noticed an ad entitled :
    "Don't be forever single"
    We must posting too many "forever alone" posts...

  13. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:10am UTC
    How to make a good quote:
    "A good quote is something witty, clever, funny or inspirational that you would want to hang on your wall and read again and again. A good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it. A good quote is something strangers would reblog or print out and hang on their walls."
    How to get a top quote:
    Copy and paste something funny or popular from another website (e.g. tumblr) and watch as everyone faves it, even if they've seen it a billion times before or it doesn't even mean anything special.

  14. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    The Pessimist sees
    ♥ DIFFICULTY IN EVERY opportunity, THE OPTIMIST SEES
    opporTunity in every difficulty
    Winston Churchill

  15. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind.
    John F. Kennedy

  16. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
    - René Descartes

  17. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    It does not matter how slow you go so long as you don't stop
    - Wisdom of Confucius

  18. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Tonight my heart's on the loose

  19. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dawrf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for mortal men doomed to die,
    One for the dark lord on his dark throne,
    In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.
    One ring to rule them all,
    One ring to fine them,
    One ring to bring them all,
    and in the darkness bind them
    in the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

  20. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    ~ You say you're "sure"? Sure that you're in love ?
    How can you know it? You think love is so simple? ~

:)

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