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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 9:27am UTC

You should have two Facebook accounts.
One for each face.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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October 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Broken condom style!
Aye! It's a baby!

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ven0m
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October 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

*My brother's new comeback*
Kid: You're gay.
My Brother: Excuse you I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on
nmq

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I_Dont_Know
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October 27, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Group projects (noun) - When teachers hate you and decide to pair you with other people you hate.

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KaylaMarieCovers
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October 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Me During School
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Me: OMG what if I actually said something out loud
Me: OMG what if there's a telepath around here
Me: THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
Me: HAPPY THOUGHTS DAMMIT
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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 12:31pm UTC

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If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
your dead.

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I_Dont_Know
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October 27, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Simba singing, "I just can't wait to be king," is equal to him singing, "I just can't wait for my dad to die."

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emz17lover
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October 27, 2012 11:03am UTC

He Was Lying On My Bed.
"Yeah that was so funny."
The words came out more eagerly than I had planned. I was standing by the bed while he was laughing, having a good time.
...So I jumped on my bed. It was mine after all.
Then he started tickling me.
"Stop it!" I pleaded in between giggles.
After a while he gave up. "Okay okay."
At this time I was all tangled up in myself,
And he was back onto his back
While I was kneeling slightly over him.
...Then it hit me.
He stopped laughing.
I stopped giggling.
We just stayed there in that position,
looking deeply into each others eyes.
Then I leaned in and kissed him.
It was like one of those slow, passionate, amazing
kisses you see in movies like
A Walk To Remember or The Notebook.
I can't explain it.
His lips felt so soft.
My whole world was spinning.
"I love you." He whispered.
And Then I Woke Up.
nmf/q

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
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October 27, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Whenever someone complains that a room is hot,
I ask if they would like me to leave.

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I_Dont_Know
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October 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC

There are two types of teenagers in high school;
those who are obsessed with acting like little kids again, and those who are obsessed with the process of making little kids.

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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 11:35am UTC

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jane :-)*
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October 27, 2012 2:57pm UTC

What if next 11:11, instead of wishing for boys, we all simply wished for the cure to cancer?

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Hale_Storm18
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October 27, 2012 8:24am UTC

The sexual tension between you and someone
when you say "shut up" and they say "make me"

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lovecrazy
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October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

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WeAreTheBoys
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October 16, 2012 2:17pm UTC

I asked my mate, "What would you do if you were locked in the car with a hammer?"
"Break the window," he replied.
I said, "Really? I'd probably just unlock the door..."

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MissAnna
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October 15, 2012 8:04pm UTC

We met at the wrong time.
that's what i keep telling myself, anyway.
maybe one day, years from now,
we'll meet in a coffee shop
in a faraway city somewhere
& give it a n o t h e r s h o t .

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jariley*
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Stop with
The Obama and Romney stuff.
Almost all of us can't even vote.
We are entitled to our own opinions,
don't make fun of someone else for theirs.
Some of the wittians from other counrties
don't want to see it either,
and I am American.

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_Invisible_Love
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October 15, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Ride unicorns,
Not dicks.

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MyMindBook
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October 15, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Stupid girls make up rumors,
Because they're bored with their own lifes.

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