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MaeskiMae

Status: Chillin like a villain

Member Since: 4 Jun 2011 10:09pm

Last Seen: 22 Jan 2014 01:09pm

Location: Minnesota, eh?

Gender: F

user id: 180102

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  1. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:12am UTC
    Of course
    I'm in
    love with
    you
    darli
    n
    g

  2. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:53am UTC
    What if I was better?
    Gone.

  3. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:31am UTC
    JUST
    DO
    IT.
    Something you've been dying to do just popped into your head. Now do it. Please

  4. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    *Walking down the street singing Modern Love*
    Me: ♪ ♫ Watch your back, I'm nobody's girlfriend!
    Boyfriend: um.. oh. I see how it is

  5. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    ♫WE
    are never ever ever... getting back together.♫

  6. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Realizing how fake someone is
    and kicking yourself for trusting them in the first place

  7. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:56am UTC
    I went to my boyfriend's church for the first time on Wednesday.
    I didn't know anyone of the 12 people there other than his
    siblings. I haven't ever been someone who is completely
    serious about going to church. But the first thing they did
    when we started was pray for my broken wrist to heal.
    And someone I didn't even know led the prayer...

  8. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:08am UTC
    You
    promised.

  9. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Dear friend who broke my best friend's heart...
    Really? You dumped her because some pothead teacher at your camp told you to? Grow some balls.
    Sincerely,
    It doesn't matter if you don't know who you are. She does and she loves you anyway. Isn't that enough? @$$hole.
    not kidding. I love you iluvsoccer21. stay strong babe <3

  10. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Today my mom was crying, and when I asked why she said, "I hurt inside."
    and the only advice I could give her was...
    "you get used to it."

  11. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE...
    and I guess I'm one of them...

  12. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    You know you're in trouble,
    When all those dopey love songs,
    start to make sense....

  13. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    So I was walking around in school today with my friends and we pass a high schooler and he says hi. We say Hi! What's your name? because he is a big scary man. His reply: "BOOM SHLAKA LAKA!!". He then proceeded to sprint to the janitor's closet and closed the door. I have faith in this generation <3

  15. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Seeing people sad is the most horrible thing... It's not fair no one should ever have to be sad

  16. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 11:18am UTC
    Put your iPod player on shuffle
    • Press forward for each question.
    • Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    • No cheating.
    1. How am I feeling today?
    Walk away by Kelly Clarkson
    2. Where will I get married?
    Alice (extended version) by avril lavigne???
    3. What is my best friend's theme song?
    Yes I am by Melissa Etheridge
    4. What is high school like?
    I am woman by Jordin Sparks
    5. What is the best thing that happened to me?
    Haunted by Taylor Swift
    6. How is today going to be?
    Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson ♥
    7. What is in store for this weekend?
    Redneck woman by Gretchen Wilson
    8. What song describes my parents?
    Need you now by Lady Antebellum
    9. How is my life going?
    Bang Bang (My baby shot me down) by Cher
    10. What song will they played at my funeral?
    Gypsy by Shakira
    11. How does the world see me?
    Say OK by Vanessa Hudgens
    12. What do my friends really think of me?
    If I had you by Adam Lambert XD
    13 Does someone absolutely love me?
    I can only think of one by Dierks Bentley
    14. How can I make myself happy?
    Gone by Kelly Clarkson :)
    15. What should I do with my life?
    Look through my eyes by Everlife :))
    16. Will I ever have children?
    Heart like mine by Miranda Lambert
    17. What is some good advice?
    Picture to burn by Taylor swift
    18. What do I think my current theme song is?
    Little voice by Hilary Duff <3
    19. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    Time to get a gun my Miranda Lambert ♥♥♥
    20. What type of men do you like?
    Flaws and all by Beyonce
    21. When will you get married?
    I look so good without you by Jessie James
    22. What should I do with my love life?
    Let's dance by Vanessa Hudgens <3
    23. Where will you live?
    Tim McGraw by Taylor Swift
    24. What will your dying words be?
    Alejandro by Lady Gaga :)

  17. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    Juggling is how lonely people play catch
    p.s. yes i can juggle :)

  18. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    But I cant believe you made me
    Sit at home
    Cry like a baby

  19. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Sometimes one person faves my quotes, and all I can think is "OMG high 5"!!!!!!
    Thank you <3

  20. MaeskiMae MaeskiMae
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    So me and my friend are watching Tangled,
    and all of a sudden, Flynn Rider does his "smolder" face.
    @ the same time we look at each other, and say
    '"is it wrong to have a crush on an animated character?!?"

:)

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