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  1. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 2:42am UTC
    Imagine the word "banana" with any other vowel..
    Bununu
    Binini
    Bonono
    Benene
    Bynyny

  2. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 2:40am UTC
    My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
    And they're like, it wasn't even hard
    I'm gonna teach you,
    but I have to charge.

  3. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Did you know there's no angry way of saying "boob"
    Fave { ♥} if you said it out loud.

  4. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    Did you know there's no angry way of saying "boob"
    Fave { ♥} if you said it out loud.

  5. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Jesus could walk on water
    cucumbers are 96% water
    i can walk on cucumbers
    therefore i am 96% Jesus
    MIND=BLOWN
    nmq
    follow for a follow :)

  6. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;) nmq

  7. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC
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    1) Press the "Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press ctrl and "f"
    4) Type 99
    5) Click "Highlight all" and see what happens [;

  8. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    The man that discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    What Girls Do In The Shower
    Me: lalalalala, i hope i got all the hair
    Me: goes over leg again
    Me:okay, i think i got it all
    Me: ahh shiz i cut myself
    Me: at least it doesn't hurt!
    Me: onto the next leg
    Me: shave shave shave
    Me: oh crap, the cut is starting to hurt
    Me: oh it's bleeding
    Me: oh ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
    Me: i'm going to bleed to death
    Me: this is the end
    Me: goodbye cruel world
    Me: oh nevermind, continue shaving
    Me: lalalalalala AHH I CUT MYSELF AGAIN
    Me: ouch ouch ouch man down, man effing down
    Me: this really is the end, i'm dying
    Me: i'm bleeding to death. GOOD BYE WORLD
    Mom: what are you doing?
    Me: uhhhm... bleeding to death...
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: okay

  10. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Pssh, no i wasn't sticking
    my middle finger up at you.
    I was simply going for
    A fist bump....
    Unicorn style. ♥

  11. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    No one
    knows how much I really think about him

  12. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    I cannot take credit for this amazing quote, so Credit to; xshannonx98
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    Be li eve me ♥

  13. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    I love
    Sweatshirts that are huge on me

  14. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    That one
    witty friend you have to meet

  15. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Peeta,
    You son of a baker!
    nmq

  16. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Whenever I talk to Americans
    I'm all like "USA stinks. Ew."
    Whenever I talk to people from other countries
    I'm like "USA USA USA! BEST. PLACE. EVERRRRRRRRR"
    nmq

  17. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Heyy
    You 3 seconds after: Hey!
    -Never replies-
    nmq
    Umm. Anyone else?

  18. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I live
    at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Narnia.
    In case you were wondering

    nmq

  19. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    *Home alone, true story*
    Me: SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING.. BLAH BLAH WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU.....
    Me: Why am I singing songs together? What the heck?
    Me: *Here's knock outside*
    Me: ONE DIRECTION?
    Me: Why would One Direction come to my house..?
    Me: OMG! Someone is going to steal me!
    Me: Why would they knock first?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Oh.. it's my dog...
    Me: There is something wrong with me.
    Me: I just had a conversation with myself.
    Me: and I thought One Direction came to my house.
    Me: and now I am making a quote for the whole world to know how messed up I am.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ... YOLO
    nmq

  20. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.
    I normally get 0 but why not try again? c;

:)

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