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  1. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:42pm UTC
    204 countries
    809 Islands
    7 seas
    6,000,000,000 + people
    And I'm single!

  2. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:41pm UTC
    204 countries
    809 Islands
    7 seas
    6,000,000,000 + people
    And I'm single!

  3. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2015 11:36pm UTC
    All my life I thought air was free...
    Until I bought a bag of chips.

  4. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2015 2:16am UTC
    Just because you have more merchandise,
    just because you've been to their concert,
    just because you've met them,
    just because you follow them on social media,
    just because you've been to a meet and greet
    Doesn't make you a better fan than anyone else!

  5. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2015 8:59am UTC
    Difference between Me and my friends
    friend #1 - Throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
    friend #2 - throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
    friend #3 - throwing straws at people who need to suck it up
    friend # 4 - throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
    Me - throwing knifes at people who need to be stabbed

  6. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 2:41am UTC
    ~ Survey ~
    1. What is your middle name? - Lauren
    2. How old are you? Between 16 and 18
    3. When is your birthday? - January 20th
    4. What is your zodiac sign? - Aquarious/Capricorn
    5. What is your favourite colour? - Black and red
    6. What's your lucky number? - don't have one :p
    7. Do you have any pets? - 1 dog 1 cat
    8. where are you from? - Australia
    9. How tall are you? - 159 cm or 5'2
    10. What shoe size are you? - 8 to 11 (varies with diffeent shoes)
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 10? I think...
    12. What was your last dream about? - Don't remember
    13. What talents do you have? - drawing and writing... photoshop
    14. Are you psychic in any way? - I have dreams about things that happen the next day sometimes... does that count?
    15. Favourite song? - Too many to choose from XD
    16. Favourite movie? - at the moment it would have to be... Treasure Planet
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? - someone with humour, good looks, caring and taller than me
    18. Do you want children? - Yes
    19. Do you want a church wedding? - Yes and No
    20. Are you religious? - Yes I'm catholic
    21. Have you ever been in a hospital? - With injuries no for someone else then yes
    22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? - Nope
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? - Haha lol no! In my dreams XD
    24. Bath or showers? - Showers
    25. What colour socks are you wearing? - Grey with pink polka dots
    26. Have you ever been famous? - lol no
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? - Nah
    28. What kind of music do you like? - Rock
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? - Nope
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? - four sometimes five
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? - Fetus position (curled up like a cat)
    32. How big is your house? - average
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? - Cereal
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? - do video games count? XD In real life no.
    35. Have you ever tried archery? - Hella Yeah!
    36. Favourite clean word? - Jerkweed
    37. Favourite swear word? - The F word
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? - pretty long
    39. Do you have any scars? - yes
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Yeah...
    41. Are you a good liar? - maybe ;)
    42. Are you a good judge of character? - again maybe ;)
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? - yeah. I think five or six
    44.Do you have a strong accent? - not really
    45. What is your favourite accent? - British or Irish
    46. What is your personality type? - humorous, sarcastic, lazy
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? - Jumper
    48. Can you curl your tongue? - haha lol nope
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? - innie
    50. Left or right handed? - right handed
    51. Are you scared of spiders? -The big ones yes!
    52. Favourite food? - Food!!!
    53. Favourite foreign food? - you can't expect me to answer this question XD
    54. Are you a clean or mess person? - I can be both but mainly messy
    55. Most used phrase? - swearing
    56. Most used word? - don't have one
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? - not very long around five minutes
    58. Do you have much of an ego? - nope
    59. Do you suck or bite a lollipop? - Both
    60. Do you talk to yourself? - Yup
    61. Do you sing to yourself? - yeah
    62. Are you a good singer? - haha no
    63. Biggest fear? Clowns and the dark
    64. Are you a gossiper? nah
    65. Best dramatic movie you've ever seen? - I don't watch drama
    66. Do you like long or short hair? - both
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? - nope
    68. Favourite school subject? - Digital Media and History
    69. Extrovert or introvert? - I can be both :p
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? - nah
    71. What makes you nervous? - oral presentations
    72. Are you scared of the dark? - hella yeah I am!!!
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? - sometimes
    74. ARe you ticklish? - yes
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? - nope
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? - no
    77. Have you ever drank underage? - nope
    78. Have you ever done drugs? - god no!
    79. WHo was your first real crush? - Not telling you!
    80. How many piercings do you have? - Two
    81. Can you roll your Rs? - yeah
    82. How fast can you type? - pretty fast. I can also type without looking XD
    83. How fast can you run? - haha I don't run
    84. What colour is your hair? - brown
    85. What colour are your eyes? - changes from blue to green to grey with yellow in the middle depending on the weather
    86. What are you allergic to? School and Glen 20
    87. Do you keep a journal? - yes
    88. What do your parents do? - none of your business
    89. Do you like your age? - Yes
    90. What makes you angry? - people and slow internet, people who walk slow in front of me
    91. Do you like you own name? - Yeah
    92. Have you alreay thought of baby names and if so what are they? - Yes I have. (For a girl) Skyla, Shayna,
    93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? - either one will be nice
    94. what are your strengths? - sarcasm, artistic things
    95. What are your weaknesses? - a lot of things
    96. How did you get your name? - Idk Idc
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? nah brah
    98. Do you have any scars? - Yes
    99. Colour of your bedspread? - it has more than one
    100. Colour of your room? - It's a creamy white kind of colour XD

  7. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 3, 2015 10:07pm UTC
    Useless Fact #1
    Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete

  8. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 3, 2015 6:51am UTC
    Fun Fact #9
    It is a lie that bulls get angry at the sight of the colour red. They are in fact colour blind

  9. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 3, 2015 6:40am UTC
    Interesting Fact #1
    It snowed in the Sahara desert for 30 minutes on the 18th February 1979

  10. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 3, 2015 6:32am UTC
    Fun Fact #8
    Australia was responsible for the invention of Wi-Fi

  11. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:22am UTC
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  12. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:20am UTC
    Fun Fact #7
    M&M stands for Mars & Murrie's, the last names of the candy's founders.

  13. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:14am UTC
    Fun Fact #6
    To burn off one plain M&M you need to walk the full length of a football field

  14. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:11am UTC
    Fun Fact #5
    If the human eye was a digital camera then it would have 576 megapixels

  15. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:09am UTC
    Fun Fact #4
    Philematology is the science of kissing

  16. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:06am UTC
    Fun Fact #3
    You can change the language on Facebook to "Pirate"

  17. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 9:04am UTC
    Fun Fact #2
    There is such things as a smile activated refridgerator. It requires people to flash a smile before opening the fridge ortherwise it will not open.

  18. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    June 2, 2015 8:52am UTC
    Fun Fact #1
    The Apple IOS Siri's name means "marvelous victory" in Norse

  19. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    May 28, 2015 6:24am UTC
    I just wanted to say thank you for my arms who are always by my side,
    my legs who always stand up for me,
    my feet for never walking away
    and my hips for never lying.

  20. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
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    May 22, 2015 11:27pm UTC
    Studying doesn't mean working hard to achieve good grades and passing all your tests. It's a contraction that stands for "Student dying!"

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