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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2016 12:24pm UTC
    Like a river, always running
    I keep losing you

  2. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 7:34pm UTC
    “you've got a fire inside
    but a heart so cold.”

  3. Etsimaresei Etsimaresei
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2016 7:15am UTC
    My_Posts_LOL #6
    That moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other one ugly.
    And then you gotta tell their parents about that but you're not sure who is who.
    My_Posts_LOL #7
    When you're hungry and your mom calls you for dinner but the temperature of the food is over 1000 oC.
    My_Posts_LOL #8
    I don't know what is more annoying, Barbie's voice, spams on G+ and FB, cancerous YouTube comments like "WHO IS WATCHING ON NOVEMBER?" or my younger siblings? That's really hard to decide.
    My_Posts_LOL #9
    If music wasn't a thing, world would have been the most boring place ever like 18,597,304,723,410,349,357,018,401,401,340,237,401,371,741,375,802,975,237,591 times in my life. Really.

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2016 2:59am UTC
    Passive aggressive? I guess I am.
    The best writers always are.

  5. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 5:52pm UTC
    I hate it when I cry.
    I hate not knowing how to control the tears forming in the corners of my eyes.
    I hate it when I lie.
    I hate not telling the truth to my friends and always say that I am fine.

  6. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 6:07pm UTC
    The worst kind of sad
    is not being able
    to explain why.

  7. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 6:12pm UTC
    Hypophrenia:
    A feeling of sadness
    Seemingly without
    a cause.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 9:14pm UTC
    If I cut you off,
    Chances are,
    You handed me the scissors.

  10. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 11:14pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    11/9/15 11:20 PM EST
    Hey guys! Sorry if it's been a long time since I've been on. I've been quite busy. Today the boys rehearsed for some of their upcoming promo! Harry and Niall met some fans.
    Also, if you didn't know End Of The Day was officially released today! So if you can and want to, go get it on iTunes along with the rest of the songs that have been released. As a matter of fact, while you're at it, why not preorder the whole album?
    This Day In 1D History: http://thisdayin1dhistory.tumblr.com/post/132865420805
    Rumors: None
    Links: The boys today in the studio: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTYjYI6WcAEWLJ-.jpg
    Harry and Niall outside with fans today: https://twitter.com/1DUpdate_x/status/663906220974219268

  11. leggings leggings
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2015 11:34am UTC
    DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU
    WHO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2015 12:46am UTC
    me: idgaf. lol.me: *constantly worried and crying.*

  13. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2015 2:54am UTC
    me: tries to be annoying in a cute way
    me: is just annoying


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 11:08pm UTC
    "What inspired you to write this essay?"
    the due date

  16. DeathGunner DeathGunner
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2015 2:46pm UTC
    *Walks into room*
    "Ugh,why I'm here?"
    *Walks out of room*
    "Oh now I remember"

  17. dodgeramgirl dodgeramgirl
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2015 10:02pm UTC
    Roses are red
    I have a phone
    Nobody texts me
    Forever alone

  18. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2015 10:18pm UTC
    Is it just me or does chocolate taste a million times even better when you're on your period?

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 1:56am UTC
    FIFTEEN THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
    (worst and best version)
    1. I sing whenever there's music playing, and I do not care how bad I sound. SRRY NOT SRRY.
    2. Laundry baskets hold my clean laundry forever. I will have adopted one laundry basket to put my clothes in instead of actually put them away.
    3. I take 8 years to do my makeup. Get over it.
    4. I'll kill any bug you want me to. Unless it can jump/is a cricket or grasshopper. You're on your own in that case.
    5. I'm nosy af. You'll learn to love it.
    6. I overshare a lot. I don't realize I'm doing it. I probably won't stop even of you bring it to my attention.
    7. I love candles. Usually ones that smell tropical, like boys cologne, lemon and tea, or peaches.
    8. If I bring home left overs, and you eat them without asking I WILL DESTROY YOU.
    9. You can have the joy of unloading the dishwasher. I will refuse to do it.
    10. I complain about doing things, but they'll get done. Just let me complain.
    11. I AM TINY SO I WILL BE CLIMBING ON THINGS TO REACH STUFF AND WILL INJURE MYSELF A LOT.
    12. I call people mean names, but I mean it lovingly. You'll know when I don't mean it lovingly, I promise.
    13. I get naked when I come home from anywhere. So be prepared to come home and find me without pants on.
    14. There will be a collection of cups and water bottles in my room, it's inevitable.
    15. I specialize in jokingly saying sarcastic things, I usually don't mean it.

  20. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2015 2:41am UTC
    NOT SURE WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL BETTER NOW. A PIZZA OR A MOVIE OR AN ATOMIC BOMB THAT CAN DESTROY THE WHOLE EARTH .__.

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