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Amenah
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May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC

"You're fat."
That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 5:39pm UTC

No matter what point of history you go to,
it's always white people f.cking sh.t up for everyone.

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cmayl11
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:13pm UTC

if i ever went on a shopping trip where
i was the only one in the mall and everything was free, i'd probably hit the food court first.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Unless you're music,
I don't want to listen to you.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:18pm UTC

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well BIG D.I.CKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 a.s.sholes
I love spanish

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sammy*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Teacher: No food in class.
Me: Listen up I did not just wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus,
skip breakfast, and come here to starve all day. If I want my pop tarts
I am sure as heck not gonna sit in here for an hour without eating
you got that? Now go grade my test which you have
been "grading" for a month now.
Got it? good.
Me: *eats pop tarts*

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Eli22b
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 5:44pm UTC

It's almost 2013 and
they still don't tell you if
it's the username or
password that's wrong.

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horsechick818
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:12pm UTC

School S/ut- "actually, im a virgin"
Quiet kid- "yeh, and so are my birth parents"
Day = Made

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:01pm UTC

"That's nice, honey."
Grandma's version of "cool story, bro."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house, not a sound was heard
except the c l i c k of a mouse

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Ken: I love you, Barbie...
Barbie: ...
Ken: ...
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me too??
Barbie: Well... have you seen the One Direction dolls?!

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Have you ever cried over the death of a fictonal character?

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BlackButterflies
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December 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC

me when my family are home: *eats one sandwich*
me when I'm home alone: *consumes entire house and then goes back for seconds*

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yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC

relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no.
typical conversation at any holiday since i was 5.
Tumblr

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nopatience
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Hey dad, you got any condoms? I'm going to need protection for when I go clubbing later ;)
Your face is protection enough.
nmf, followme *best dad ever

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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