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MaddiRose

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude

  3. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC
    website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
    me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
    me:
    me: wait I'm 20 years old


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

  8. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    Me seeing a cute couple on the internet: Awwww how cuteee
    Me seeing a cute couple in real life: Ew get a room

  9. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC
    Rest of the World:Kilometers
    America:No
    Rest of the World:Celsius
    America:No
    Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
    America:NO
    Rest of the World:day month year
    America:No
    Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
    America:HELL YESSSS
    UK:wait

  10. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:11am UTC
    valentines day
    alentines day
    lentines day
    entines day
    ntines day
    tines day
    ines day
    nes day
    es day
    s day
    day
    ay
    ayyyy ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls

  11. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:28am UTC

    Happy Valentine's day/
    single awareness day

  12. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 11:04am UTC

    When you see him and you
    just can't stop smiling,
    you know that you're
    in love

  13. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC
    me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
    clock: 8:00
    me: *pretends i didn’t see*

  14. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:42am UTC
    my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles
    and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

  15. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC
    Me: oh that's cute!
    Me: *checks price tag*
    Me: no it's not.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC
    jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
    mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.
    I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
    Sort of like a chair.
    Or maybe a lamp

  19. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 10:22am UTC
    i believe in hate at first sight

  20. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    Are you staring at me because you’re checking me out
    or are you staring at me because I’m ugly?

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