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Member Since: 8 Nov 2011 06:00pm

Last Seen: 18 Aug 2012 12:55am

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Hello gorgeous!
Our names are Madelynn and Jess!
Were Best friends who decided to make a Witty together.
Mad: I love anything One Direction, burritos, and my favorite color is Purple. I
HATE Jess so much!!!
Jess: I love minticecream, leonardo Dicaprio, and wanna be an actress on Broadway! Me and Mad have been BFFS forever!:)
If your chatting with someone on this account its probably going to be Jess (me) because Madelynn doesn't go on much anymore, but I do. Oh and did i mention that i have an obssesion with penis? PENIS IN MY MOUTH, I LIKE CHODES! You have a penis? Contact me!!

WE LOVE U!!! <3


 
 
iDON'T EVER GIVE UP ON LIFE. THERE'S ALWAYS GOOD THINGS THAT CAN BECOME OF YOURS. LIVE EVERYDAY TO THE FULLEST!
  1. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    When guys bite their lip.
    I'm just like......
    osdjfaslkdfskdfaskdfjasdkfasldfals

  2. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    I Just wish I dident care about what everyone thinks of me
    Instead I do care and now Im
    Broken

  3. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    You love him with all your heart
    but "feelings" is what he lacks
    Hes going to get what he wants
    And never call you back

  4. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    H H H H HI

  5. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    8===D

  6. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Guns don't kill people,
    People Kill People

  7. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    So not to be random or anything,
    But....
    I'm pretty sure Karmin who sings the song Brokenhearted must be in love with cheerios or something

  8. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Okay This is just a Vent dont judge,
    Dont take this the wrong way because I love One direction, i have a whole twitter account dedicated to them so i can fangirl all the time with some people i dont even know accross the world. The thing is, i use to come to witty and see quotes that would help me with my life, quotes that made me laugh, some that i could relate to. But now.. i dont, its because all i ever see is One direction quotes. I like them but seriously i miss the old witty, Now its just complete crap to be honest..This is witty, Not One Direction.com, Im done here
    Bye Witty

  9. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    10 Reasons why you should break up with him
    1.) He barely texts/talks to you
    2.) He tells Facebook things more than you
    3.) Canceled dates
    4.) When you realize your not happy with him
    5.) Your always stressing about him
    6.) You see pictures of him with other girls while your dating
    7.) He yells at you for actually wanting to talk to him more
    8.) You never see eachother
    9.) He tells you who you can and can't talk to
    10.) You change who you are to please him

  10. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    I'm so sick of guys.
    *most don't respect us
    * Even if we tell them 20 times they don't get it
    * Most only care about how big our boobs are
    * They try to tell us who we can and can't talk to
    * We can't get them out of our heads
    * They say K or Alright to long messages
    * They trick us into thinking that they actually love us

  11. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Girls,
    Were played by guys more than team sports.

  12. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    So I was thinking...........
    We should all just become lesbiens.
    Life would be way easier.

  13. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Want me to make you smile?
    Favorite This Quote
    And you will get a notification from me(:

  14. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    2011: The HungerGames
    2012- One Direction

  15. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Witty Obsession's:
    2011: The HungerGames
    2012- One Direction

  16. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Keep Strong JaycieCutie01
    Dont Let those haters bring you down♥

  17. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Some days I’m Uncle Situation, other days I’m Dr. Situation, I’m Chef Situation.. Bang Your Girl Situation… I’m like a pretty deep dude.
    - JerseyShore

  18. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    *In shower*
    Me- WE FOUND DOVE IN A SOAPLESS PLACE !
    *Brother walks in*
    Him- Shut Up
    Me- I dont see how you could hate from the outside of the tub….you cant even get in ! hahahahahahaha leggo, yellow fingernails, yellow rubber ducky, yellow teeth, yellow water yucky !
    -Tumblr

  19. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    " Im A Barbie Girl, In The Barbie World, Life In Plastic, Its Fantastic!"
    Admit It. You Read This With An Annoying Women's Voice(;

  20. MadJessQuotes MadJessQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Losing My Sight, Losing My Mind
    Wish Someone Would Tell Me Im Fine

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